We found a hilarious video this morning that’s meant to seem like the legendary Bob Dylan has updated his image yet again to entertain YouTube-ers with a rendition of Rebecca Black’s atrocious song “Friday.” We’re going to take a stab and guess that this isn’t actually Dylan doing a very…
Would you like to become a movie star? The hoards of beautiful bodies littering South Florida are just teeming with excitement at the thought of rubbing shoulders with A-listers.If you’re one of those people now is your chance to see such stardom.Ellen Jacoby Casting International is having an open casting…
Update: President Obama has decided against releasing photographic evidence of Osama Bin Laden’s death amid concerns the images could be inflammatory. On Monday, we reported the news that U.S. Navy SEALs killed Osama Bin Laden, America’s most wanted terrorist, in “Operation Geronimo.” American citizens are still waiting for proof three days…
Osama bin Laden is dead, and America is rejoicing. The al Qaeda leader was shot down by Navy Seals in a mansion near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad late Sunday night. This came almost ten years to the day that the official manhunt began, and many are crediting President Barack…
Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords is on her way to Florida today to watch the space shuttle Endeavour launch this Friday. Her husband will be on board in his first mission since Giffords was shot in the head, allegedly by Jared Lee Loughner, in January. Giffords has made an impressive recovery…
We know you Floridians get down and dirty. It’s not because Florida is a mecca for swingers. And no, it’s not because The Daily Show spent some time on our turf swallowing fistfuls of Viagra with the elderly community.Nope, it’s because we know the mass amounts of beautiful bodies and intellectual…
The lacquered-yet-beaten bar top and the weathered bartenders who make you reminisce about the long-lost years of family dinners and Uncle Joe’s drunken antics — well, there’s something about a dive bar that’s just so… well, homey. The Village Well Pub (1023 SE 17th St. Causeway, Fort Lauderdale) caters to…
Happy April 20, readers! Why are we so happy to greet you on this most ordinary of Wednesdays? Because right at this very moment, thousands of potheads have their lighters poised at the ends of their joints in honor of 420 — the pot smokers’ holiday, which apparently originated from…
Local drummer Jimmy Pagano died last night while reportedly trying to break up a knife fight at Fishtales Bar & Grill Fort Lauderdale. The 54-year-old was playing his weekly Pro Jam session at the venue when the fight broke out. Five others were stabbed in the incident. Click here for the…
Bobby Kent worked for the San Diego Chargers back in 1978, during which time he penned a little diddy he called “Stadium Doo Dads.”The popular song, which surely you’ve heard, goes “Da da da da da da Charge!” Well, Kent copyrighted his little song back in 1981 and received $10K…
Brickell-based porn company Reality Kings might have a lawsuit on their hands. Miami New Times reported this morning that their current starlet, a lovely lady named Bieyanka Moore, might be only 15.That’s right — very illegal.So how did this all come about? In January 2010, a 15-year-old girl named C.S…
The Caldwell Theatre likes plays that push the envelope. Productions tend to portray twisted relationships that explain the devious nature of lifestyles that remain hush-hushed in American society. And the theater’s newest play, God of Carnage, appears to be no different. Although it has a serious subject matter, Caldwell assures…
Miami New Times’ feature this week starts with a riveting scene from a high school basketball game three years ago.Rick Medvin, head coach for the Fort Lauderdale Christian High boys’ basketball team, stands on a court in Fort Lauderdale and watches as the opposing team walks out.That team came from…
Hey, is that a Best Of app in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Ok, that was lame.As you may know we do an issue every summer called our “Best Of” issue where we work with you (the readers) to decide what the best places around town…
Hey, is that a Best Of app in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Ok, that was lame. We know. As you may know we do an issue every summer called our “Best Of” issue where we work with you (the readers) to decide what the best…
Hey, is that a Best Of app in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?OK, that was lame. We know. As you may know, we do an issue every summer called our “Best Of” issue in which we work with you (the readers) to decide what the…
There are children in Northern Uganda who are surviving in a war where they’re forced to act as baby soldiers. So, Thursday, instead of chowing down on a deep-fried heart attack while watching the most recent (and ridiculous) episode of Survivor: Some Island That’s Not Actually Deserted, head on over…
We did something cool for this week’s feature (or, at least, we’re excited by it). We asked our cover illustrator, Pete Ryan, to provide video evidence of how he creates the illustrations Broward-Palm Beach New Times commissions him for. Click here to read about corruption in the Riviera Beach Police Department.Here’s…
If you’re anything like us, you’ve probably been running around for the last, oh, 20-something years of your life like a chicken with your head cut off. You’ve been jogging from errands to meetings and spewing nonsense in between. Sometimes your kids even end up spending an extra three hours…
Update 3/11: The fake Rick Scott account (@FLGovRickScott) has been suspended by Twitter with no reason given. Joel Kodner is currently appealing the suspension.On January 20, new Gov. Rick Scott decided he was going to answer political questions from his Twitter account.Thinking that was a dumb idea, one local man…
Have you ever felt worthless? Have you ever felt like a failure? Well hoist up your big boy panties and head to the store!We’ve harnessed the power of pure Tiger Blood rocks just for you. Each bottle contains 7 gram rocks of pure goodness. Consume just one bottle and you…
The Man Show was once upon a time a TV show dedicated to the unwashed miscreants of men in American society. On that show, the audience got to learn things like whether adults would buy beer for a loud-mouth boy or how many votes it would take to “end women’s…
