LeBron James Has No Hard Feelings

LeBron James returned to Cleveland last night for the much-anticipated Miami Heat versus Cleveland Cavs game. From the moment the “Chosen 1” stepped foot on the court, Cavaliers fans booed his every movement. Despite all the negative attention toward James, the roughly six-foot-eight small forward had nothing but nice things to…

There Are Too Many Naked People in Loxahatchee Groves

SunSport Gardens has a problem — there are too many naked people running around their community.The problem isn’t the fact that residents are nude — it is in fact a nudist camp — but that a Palm Beach County resolution says they have too many of them.Apparently this resolution, passed…

Five Better Things for LeBron James to Bump Into

LeBron James caused a ruckus last week during the Heat’s November 27 game against the Dallas Mavericks. A video surfaced shortly after showing LeBron bumping into Head Coach Erik Spoelstra — perhaps on purpose.C’mon, LeBron, violence isn’t the answer! But since he’s choosing not to heed our advice, he might…

Want to See David Cassidy Drunk? Thank the Florida Highway Patrol

The Florida Highway Patrol just released dash-cam footage of the Partridge Family cutie (er… former cutie) doing the walk of shame.Cassidy was arrested November 3 near Okeechobee Road after officers saw his Mercedes swerve off the road several times. When reports were released by the media on November 4, everyone was…

Getting Booked by the BSO Won’t Bring Down These Smiling Suspects

Happy Mug-Shot Monday! We hope you enjoyed the Thanksgiving holiday, and evidently, so did these alleged culprits. We searched through 1,000 photos, courtesy of the Broward Sheriff’s Office, to bring some joy to your morning internet browse. Hey, it’s OK to dawdle on a Monday, so kick back, drink your coffee,…

How Immature Is LeBron James?

Could it be that LeBron James and Chris Bosh are too immature to handle their rising fame? The two could have been part of a real dream team if they weren’t living up to their young ages of 25 and 26. Thanks to recent videos, Miami Heat fans are starting…

Four Ways to Prepare Yourself for the Harry Potter Premiere

Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows premieres at midnight tonight. Potter geeks have been buzzing for weeks, planning tonight’s attire, and rereading all seven books.But just because you’re not a nerd or a loyal Harry Potter fan (hey, some of us like Twilight too) doesn’t mean you…

Laugh for a Cure

Last month, big, muscled men in football uniforms donned pink cleats, gloves, and towels to support Breast Cancer Awareness Month. It didn’t stop there. The Georgia Aquarium lit up pink the entire month, restaurant employees donned pink ribbons, and the world essentially held hands in support of both victims and…

Five Videos of Athletes Dancing (Get Well Soon, Chad Pennington!)

Our pal Bob Norman over at the Daily Pulp posted an awesome video last Sunday of the Dolphins’ Chad Pennington dancing to Eminem.Presumably white-boy-style dancing was intended to pump him up. That obviously failed since Pennington is now out for the season.But that got us thinking, if Pennington can dance…

Quidditch Tournament at Lynn University: Phallic and Fun

Quidditch: a fictional sport and brainchild of J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series.The sport involves witches and wizards riding on broomsticks, dodging big, hard balls (yes), and trying to find a tiny, gold ball.So how do muggles humans reenact the sport? With a broom between their legs at…

Allen West Has a Twitter Impostor

Yesterday, Allen West tweeted to us, our sister paper Miami New Times, the Miami Herald, and floridaindependent.com.He said: “I’m keeping an eye on you, bitches!”OK, seriously it wasn’t the real Allen West (although that would’ve been great blog fodder) but an impostor. It looks like there’s a semi-new fake account…

Smart for Life Cookie Diet: Does It Work?

A cookie diet sounds delicious. Like everyone else, I imagined some gooey chocolate-chip cookies, maybe some macadamia nut.The reality was much spongier — although not bad.After writing about Smart for Life’s new gluten-free cookie diet and learning the cookies’ ingredients, I decided to try it out for myself. So for…

New Times Writers Make “Out 100″ List

According to southfloridagaynews.com, New Times freelancers Penn Bullock and his partner, Brandon K. Thorp, were named one (or two) of Out magazine’s “Out 100.”The couple was flown up to New York for a film shoot at the Pierre a month and a half ago. Apparently the list was kept hush-hush…

Quidditch Tournament at Lynn University This Weekend [Updated]

[UPDATE] More information about Sunday’s tournament after the jump.​Lynn University in Boca Raton might be the only school to require students to “keep a broomstick between their legs at all times.”Yes, Halloween is over. But Harry Potter season is just beginning!On Sunday, November 14, the private university is hosting a…

Inside the Smart for Life Baking Facility

​​Ever wonder what it smells like standing outside of a diet-food-product facility? Right, neither did I. Until I was invited to take a tour of one. I figured it would probably smell a lot like plastic with a bit of money scent and a whiff of sadness. Ah, but once…

Hanson at Revolution Live, November 6

HansonWith Jarrod Gorbel Revolution LiveSaturday, November 6, 2010Better than: Watching a boy band with choreographed dance moves.Surely you remember those three cute boys from the ’90s who used to provide a serious gender fake-out and their earworm “MMMbop.” Yes, they’re still around…