Suite 100 in Fort Lauderdale Promotes Ted Inserra to Top Chef

When Smith & Jones closed in July, nobody was more in the middle of the fallout than Ted Inserra. In this blog item, Inserra blamed a slowdown in business, but many commenters blamed Inserra, despite the fact that he was just a sous chef at the Las Olas restaurant.Whatever caused…

Jamaican Reggae Fruit Bun Isn’t the Bob Marley of Desserts

When faced with random items in the ethnic aisle of Publix, I usually fall back on the  messages scrolled on the packages. Reggae Country Style Brand Fruit Bun didn’t promise much. “Ready to Eat” it exclaimed. And “Contains Real Fruit.” Beyond that, it wasn’t making many promises about quality or…

Palm Beach Elections Officials Embarrass County Once Again

The Palm Beach County election nightmare of 2000 — all those hanging chads, butterfly ballots, Pat Buchanan votes, and silly canvassing-board photos — seems to have taught elections officials nothing. The county’s Supervisor of Elections Office still could not count all the votes last night, delaying a final statewide tally…

So, Who’s Lying About Kendrick Meek and Bill Clinton’s Secret Deal?

Skipping ahead to the conclusion, here are the liars: Bill Clinton a little, Politico.com some, and Kendrick Meek a lot.First off, Politico.com, which broke the story yesterday that Clinton supposedly urged Meek to quit the Senate race. Meek, the article claimed, decided to quit — twice — only to later…

Elect Allen West and Save Local Journalism

There are those who would say Allen West is just another Christine O’Donnell-style nutbag whose far-right rhetoric will simply help to divide America. That’s true, yes, but what those detractors may ignore is what West can bring to an important South Florida industry. If elected to Congress on November 2,…

Rick Scott May Have Claim That the Liberal Media Is Out to Get Him

From Rick Scott’s Facebook pageAt least Rick Scott didn’t get a negative headline for this photo opp.​Lots of right-winged Republicans claim the liberal media treats them unfairly. For Rick Scott, the GOP candidate for governor, lately it seems to be true.Or at least, that’s a conclusion easily drawn after a…

Attorney General Candidate Jim Lewis: Legalize Weed to Save Florida’s Economy

Photo from jimlewisforflorida.comLewis: “Faint heart never won fair maiden.”​Jim Lewis won’t be your next attorney general. But if there were some miraculous come-from-behind victory for the perennial losing candidate, Lewis would bring about a radical change. He’d legalize pot. Not just medicinal pot but any big old spliff any adult…

Charlie Crist Sends Pitch Sailing in Giant Metaphor of His Campaign

Things already looked piss poor for Gov. Charlie Crist. The most recent poll had him down 12 points, and some speculated that Marco Rubio had the Senate race locked up.But Crist had political gold awaiting. The Tampa Bay Rays had invited the light-footed governor to throw out the first pitch…

National Enquirer Heir Dishes Dirt on Tabloid Empire

Paul Pope: heir to tabloid journalism.​Imagine if your legacy was Gawker, TMZ, and all the gossip/celebrity/infotainment/light porn news so common on the web. Well, Paul Pope can claim a family heritage to that, thanks to his father, who helped invent tabloid journalism.Pope, a Weston resident, has published a book tracing…

Free Weed, and Other Ideas for a Better Pro-Pot Rally

Photo by Eric BartonSabrina displays a foam finger of fun.​You’re on the internet reading the blog of an alternative newsweekly, so there’s a damned fine chance that you’d like to smoke a joint legally. So why were so few people at the pro-pot rally yesterday in Fort Lauderdale?Sabrina Koramblyum, who…

Ray Lewis to Open Art Gallery/Real Estate Office in Fort Lauderdale

Photo by Eric BartonRay Lewis: the realtor with linebacker’s shoulders.​On Sunday, linebacker Ray Lewis had a game-clinching interception to help the Ravens beat the Steelers. On October 27, he’ll be opening an art gallery/real estate firm in downtown Fort Lauderdale.The company opening the Las Olas Boulevard store, RL52 Realty, is…