Five Reasons Why Your Sushi Chef Hates You

You only patronize the one sushi joint that you heard has the freshest fish. You sit at the bar and annoy watch the chefs while they work. You bust out your little chopsticks and mix wasabi into your soy sauce with a practiced arrogance while boring regaling your friends with tales of…

Tonight! Metal Band Bladesong Plays Propaganda, Slays Dragons

The name of Boca melodic death-metal band Bladesong says a lot. An exotic weapon, fighting style, and type of warrior in the role-playing game Dungeons and Dragons, Bladesong generally specifies a type of swordplay that creates enchanting melodies when the weapons engage. However, the style doesn’t inflict much damage. And…

Hail to the King, Baby!

Traditional types try to cast the city and its wide array of temptations as the domain of evil. It’s in small-town America, the rhetoric goes, that good, wholesome folks raise good, wholesome kids. But B-horror movies tell us that demons and zombies actually lurk in the backcountry and that these…

Punk Band Asspiss Forced to Move Show, Sad About Being Misunderstood

Life isn’t easy when you’re a band called Asspiss. And the hardcore punk quartet felt the burden of such a name yesterday, when a show was canceled because of it. Booked to play Lake Worth restaurant-by-day/alleged new hot music spot-by-night Little Munich tonight with bands Kill Now?! and Bartholin, Asspiss…

Tobacco Road Taking Submissions for Femme Fest, November 6

Back after its run a decade ago, Lilith Fair hasn’t fared so well this time around. Poor ticket sales have plagued the tour, forcing cancellations at 13 spots, including our own in West Palm Beach. But no worries, South Florida! We already have a festival celebrating the XX-chromosomed. Tobacco Road’s FemmeFest, which takes place in November…

Heavy Pets Play Funky Buddha Lounge Thursday and Friday

Fresh off their own festival Pet Zoo, which took place last Friday and Saturday, South Florida jam favorite the Heavy Pets will play the Funky Buddha Lounge Thursday and Friday. Over the last few years they’ve released two albums, the ambitious 21-track debut Whale and a self-titled album released in May. Now the lineup…

Concert Review: Lords of Acid and Thrill Kill Kult at Culture Room

Lords of Acid with My Life with Thrill Kill Kult and Blownload Culture Room, Fort LauderdaleThursday, August 5, 2010Better Than: People-watching at Hot Topic.The Review:Face it, the ’90s are retro now. And raunchy industrial dance parties? They’re so ’90s. So it came as no surprise that Thursday night’s Sextreme Ball…

Lords of Acid and Thrill Kill Kult Heat Up Culture Room

Sex is fun. Mix it with some dense, pulsating electronica and comical lyrics and sex becomes one hell of a party. But not just anyone can keep such a party from devolving into some half-ass gathering of the Hot Topic-attired. This is where we usher in freaky-deaky acid-housers Lords of…

Flees Unveil New CD at Monterey Club

It’s hard to think of another local band that packs the punch that hardcore punk outfit Flees does. From the opening bass line in “You Can’t Break Me” to frontwoman Elyse Perez’s grrrly growl to the thrashy chords that dominate Flees’ debut album, Drink Me, Saturday’s CD-release show should pulsate…

Cheap Things to Do in Fort Lauderdale July 23 and 24

While the arts in Broward and Palm Beach have been showing some life outside of the major institutions for a while, this weekend happens to be pretty exceptional — and not only because of the annual fest ArtServe and the affiliated event Red Eye. Here is a roundup, though not an…

Art Space Oddity

If the spirit of Ziggy Stardust were dead, it would be reincarnated as the interplanetary glam-fab superstar Travulous. Word is, he’s just arrived on the scene from a world populated with David Bowie-styled androgynous types, but already he’s sprinkling his charm all over DIY art space the Bubble. Lucky for…

Hungry (to Party) Like the Wolf

All we know, for certain, about Laser Wolf Productions is what the world wide web tells us: that it’s an intergalactic wolf pack that inexplicably finds South Florida’s climate hospitable, that it’s about 30 years old, and that it plans to “do things” (ominous much?) in Fort Lauderdale. For the…

Beings Play at Fort Lauderdale Warehouse Party Saturday, July 24

All we can tell you, for certain, about Laser Wolf Productions is what the world wide web tells us: that it’s an intergalactic wolf pack that inexplicably finds South Florida’s climate hospitable, that it’s about 30 years old, and that it plans to “do things” (ominous much?) in Fort Lauderdale…

Torche Plays Much Happier Stoner Metal as a Trio

Stonerific pop metal power group Torche has been a purveyor of sludge thicker than BP’s since 2005. The foursome’s original lineup included members from heavy area acts like Floor, Cavity, and Tyranny of Shaw. But in the interest of not introducing South Florida readers to Torche for the gazillionest time,…

Q&A: Jonathan Nunez from Torche, Playing Respectable Street Saturday

Torche really deserves all the credit it gets. Purveyors of sludge thicker than BP’s footprint, the underground powergroup has consistently turned out its memorable brand of stonerific pop metal since its debut in 2005. The foursome boasted a pedigree with its original lineup that included members from Floor, Cavity, and…

Bubble Becomes Satellite Location for Red Eye Friday, July 23

Every year ArtServe hosts Red Eye, a celebration of the eclectic, lowbrow art that makes our art scene just a bit more interesting and honest. It partners with the creators of DIY space the Bubble, promoters Garo Gallo and Yvonne Colon. No surprise there. They’ve been promoting the work of local misfits for the…

Art for Your Sake

The clothes you wear, the type of rebellion you engage in, what you choose to furnish your house with, all represent ways in which you express yourself. Ways in which you yourself are a piece of art. In turn, everything you do works — or hopefully should work — on…

Grrrly Talk: Courtney Love at Fillmore Miami Beach Friday

It’s easy to have a love/hate relationship with Courtney Love. She’s a rock star, which inevitably comes with a lot of baggage. We try not to judge, and even relish the theatrics of figures such as Love. But no matter how much I appreciate her quasi-subversive antics, she never fails to be annoying…