You’re getting creepy… very creepy THU 6/30 He helped you quit smoking, and he got rid of your fat ass. Who is he? He’s your hypnotist! Now it’s time to let him make you laugh by tapping into others’ inner silliness. That’s right, the jaw-dropping comedian-hypnotist Flip Orley is in…

Boca’s got the je ne sais quoi WED 6/29 Invited to gawp at the surreal boulevards of gay Paree through the lusty lens of a brilliant photographer, you see it as an opportunity to fantasize about sipping absinthe with your ex-patriate Jazz Age friends. But, alas, you’re no Hemingway –…

Say “I do” to partying FRI 6/17 Lots of competing special-interest groups have been battling to claim the month of June as their own. It’s International Men’s Month! It’s Turkey Lovers Month! It’s Potty Training Awareness Month! Really. Separate sponsors have declared it both Dairy Month and No Dairy Month…

Strike out for a good cause SUN 6/12 Many people see tow truck drivers as swarming vultures just waiting for you to commit a violation so that they can strap your car to a flatbed and charge you hundreds of bucks to get it back. Yet others see the drivers…

Country music with a conscience SUN 5/29 Way before all the girls in your family sang “Redneck Woman” karaoke-style at the last family barbecue and every boot-scoot joint in town praised the outspoken wit of Jo Dee Messina’s “My Give a Damn’s Busted,” Emmylou Harris was holding a seat for…

And tan lines SAT 5/21 When was the last time you took off your shirt and shoes and made a good kill? Never? Recently? Either way, here’s your chance to do it right. Since 1993, more than 100 teams have met on the beach by the Hollywood Broadwalk (A1A and…