The Blimps Come Home to Roost for GlobeTel

​Three years ago, this paper presented a story about a Pembroke Pines company with a pie-in-the-sky plan.GlobeTel wanted to construct a bunch of blimps (pictured, left) that would float around and beam down a torrent of HiDef, five-bars, wham-bam-speedy phone and internet no matter how far you’d roamed outside your…

Winn-Dixie Versus Publix: The Real Story

Two supermarket chains, two marketing slogans, two vastly different directions. That’s the ballad of Publix and Winn-Dixie. One’s a clean, well-lighted place to shop, faces always smiling because “shopping is a pleasure.” The other’s a dingy refuge where Dinty Moore and Thrifty Maid hide in the shadows, doin’ the nasty to an old Beatles…

Confused by Florida’s Amendment Morass? Here’s Some Help

​Voting in November presents easy decisions (Giant Douche versus Turd Sandwich… hmmm) as well as the type that aren’t easy to figure out upon, first, second, or 16th glance. You know the ones — back-assward amendment phrasings where, if you vote no, you’re really saying, “Yes, I want this to…

Fastest. Helicopter. Ever.

That quote comes from Kevin Bredenbeck, chief test pilot with the Sikorsky facility west of Jupiter. But don’t go craning your neck, shielding your eyes from the sun, looking for the badass X2 screaming overhead. From Jupiter, Bredenbeck says, he takes the craft north toward Indiantown or west toward the…

Jeremy Ford of 3030 Ocean: Interview, Part 2

Yesterday we ran part 1 of our interview with Jeremy Ford, the new chef de cuisine at 3030 Ocean — perhaps Fort Lauderdale’s finest restaurant.  Ford told us how he got tortured by French chefs and how he landed his prestigious new gig at the ripe old age of 22…

Harriette Gubel Celebrates 96 Years With a Seventh-Inning Stretch

Last year, the Juice brought you a feel-good story about Harriette “Hattie” Gubel celebrating her 95th birthday. The Fort Lauderdale lady is a big baseball fan, as it turns out, an even bigger fan of the Philadelphia Phillies, and an even bigger fan of Phillies Manager Charlie Manual.Although it would…

“48 Hour Film Project” Ready to Roll in Miami/Lauderdale

Have an extra $155 just sitting around? Who doesn’t in these fund-flush days? And if you happen to be sitting on a video camera too, you’ve got what it takes to enter the “48 Hour Film Project,” which gives local filmmakers the chance to make the area’s best short film,…

Barefoot Bandit’s Boat Back From the Bahamas

[jump] The captain of the Becker, Tom Guarino, sounded excited to get close to the Barefoot Bandit’s nefarious exploits.”The crew and I have been very intrigued by the Barefoot Bandit; to have the opporunity to have a small part in his high-profile case is awesome! We were just finishing up…

Morning Juice: Fido Finds Lobsters, With or Without Butter

Jordan Howard Breslaw, in a race for a Broward County judge position, is collecting unemployment benefits. Evidently working as an attorney and a chiropractor isn’t paying the bills. Sun-SentinelA wonderful church with some enlightened leaders decided a fine method of fomenting world peace should start with a little Koran burning…

Interpol — in Fort Lauderdale?

[jump] Nah — the Florida Sheriff’s Association is holding a big convention down at the Marriot Harbor Beach today.Guests include Florida Lt. Gov. Jeff Kottkamp, Attorney General Bill McCollum, Chief Financial Officer Alex Sink, Agriculture Commissioner Charles Bronson, and Ronald K. Noble, secretary general of Interpol. Not the band, the…

Morning Juice: Murders and Coyotes

Wipe those sleep nuggets from your eyes, kids: There’s news to be had.A murder in Belle Glade last night, with a man ending up dead in the middle of a downtown street. Family members told a local TV station the victim was 26 years old and “had been shot at…