Punxsutawney Punks

Next time you hear someone complain about South Florida’s out-of-control real estate prices, nightmare traffic jams, or troublesome hurricanes, consider Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. The most exciting thing they have is a large rodent who comes out of a hole, pokes around for a little bit, and then goes back inside. Miami,…

A Date With Raitt

News flash, gentlemen: The reason your significant other has been giving you the silent treatment is because you bungled Valentine’s Day by staying home and watching WWE Raw. Surprising your lady with a night out would be a good idea, and a smart choice is Friday’s Bonnie Raitt concert. From…

That Drood Dude

You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out that while watching Cold Case Files might technically qualify as a murder mystery, yelling at the TV does not qualify as audience participation. Sorry. But if a Lean Cuisine casserole and CSI Miami don’t quite live up to the evening…

At the Hop

Valentine’s, schmalentine’s. It’ s just another expenditure foisted upon us poor consumers, right? Chances are, you’ll probably end up doing the mandatory flowers-and-dinner thing, languishing on a date with whomever you could find, or writhing around your room like a lonely heart on prom night. Let’s face it – what…

It’s Tango Time!

It’s probably fair to assume that, for most people, the thought of a tango performance doesn’t evoke images of Moscow or Hong Kong any more than seeing Threepenny Opera transports them to, say, Cleveland. The expectation of a certain ambiance is part of the reason you’re there. That being said,…