Beer of the Week: Lakefront Brewery’s New Grist

Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Short Order will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it’s all about the love of the brew. If you have…

Vine Dining

Sommelier Sven Vogtland of the Ritz-Carlton Fort Lauderdale Beach is not the kind of wine spectator who hordes his knowledge – he’s all about enhancing his guests enjoyment of the wine and spirits through education. He can talk for days on the intricacies of rare Highland Scotch, the resurgence of…

D.I.Y. at BX Beer

You’ve been a dedicated fan of the art of brewing for years – if some crafty brewer needed beer removed from a glass ASAP, you could make it happen. Well, here’s your shot at the big time, bubba: BX Beer Depot, South Florida’s homebrew headquarters, is hosting its first ever…

A Toast, to Cheers!

It’s a rarity for a bar to stay open for more than a year in South Florida, an area that routinely tears down the old and erects the new as quickly as songs change on the radio. Add to that cycle an economic climate stiffer than an August day in…

Lucky You – It’s an Extended Irish Weekend!

Some folk might curse the fact that Saint Patrick’s Day fell on a weekday this year, but the truly wise auld souls know it’s a blessing in disguise: St. Paddy’s on a Tuesday is essentially just free license to get crocked off your arse during the week; akin to adding…

When Good Meals Go Bad

I fancy myself an intrepid cook, one who strives to try out new ingredients and push my own boundaries on a regular basis. Every so often, I’ll pick some dish I’ve never made before — flour tortillas, berry sabayon, cote du boeuf — and I’ll set out to do it…

Mind Warp

So Carlos Mencia’s humor isn’t exactly for everyone — believe it or not, some people don’t laugh at tossing the word beaner around like it was the latest rendition of smurfy. But there are still others who can appreciate the subtleties of Mencia’s rants. Those A-type individuals should be easily…

Waiter…

Every great athlete needs a nemesis – someone to push the competition, to force each competitor to do their best. For surfing, that great rivalry was between Andy Irons and Kelly Slater. The film A Fly in the Champagne explores the overwhelming tension between the two, and the heights they…

Art Walk

Check out over $15 million worth of art on display during the Las Olas Art Festival Part II, the second half of the twice yearly street fest. Stroll the Boulevard, observing hundreds of paintings, sculptures, photos, glass, wood, jewelry, collage, and ceramics from American artists. Not everything is ultra-expensive either…

Pick a Pepper

What was once a humble event at the Pompano Farmer’s Market in the 1950s has now blossomed into the Bean and Pepper Jamboree, a two-day festival celebrating fresh local produce. The free event will offer food sampling, contests, live music, and even the Miss Bean and Pepper pageant. Find the…

Keep It Pretty, People

Good news, merfolk: the Marine Industry Association of South Florida’s 32nd Annual Waterway Cleanup hits the waves this Saturday at 9 a.m., asking volunteers to help brighten Florida’s most abundant natural resource at nearly 40 locations across Broward County. Last year’s cleanup had a stellar turnout of over 2000 aqua…

Drive-Through Cinema

Broward-based filmmaker John Craven first became interested in the stories of South Florida’s homeless when he would film videos for his skate crew, a group of freestyle rollerbladers. “When I would film our skate videos we’d encounter all these homeless people who would want to hang out,” Craven recalls. “Some…

Purim Me Another One, Barkeep

Purim is a Jewish Holiday that commemorates the escape of the Chosen People from annihilation at the hands of the Persian, Haman (“get in line, Haman,” they must’ve said). So what better way to observe Purim than to enjoy all that’s good in life?: namely, booze, smoke, and good friends…

House Has Found a Home

The last time the Miami Heat met the reigning NBA champs, the Boston Celtics, things didn’t turn out so well for D-Wade and crew. The hometown boys were completely manhandled; getting beat up and down the paint by Ray Allen and a much more unlikely hero, former Heat guard Eddie…

Extended Play

See if this makes you uncomfortable: Picture Andy Griffith… lovable, huggable, grandfatherly Griffith. Next to him is Liz Sheridan — you may remember her as Jerry Seinfeld’s doting mother Helen on the hit series Seinfeld. The two are floating in a sea of plush pillows on top of a rounded…

Teenage Rock Stars

The Rokafonik Philharmonik is certainly no School of Rock. Although the group is composed of all teenage musicians from age 14 to 19, none of them are new to their instruments, nor are they just learning how to play. And according to the group’s conductor, Cliff Wallach Greenberg, these kids…

Side Show Tad

By day, Tad Carpenter is a mild mannered designer, crafting creative for companies like Target, Hallmark, and Lee Jeans at the Kansas City branding and design firm for which he works. But by night, Tad Carpenter is: Tad Carpenter, Illustrator Extraordinaire! Watch in disbelief as Tad crafts oddities from the…

Whistling Dixie

There are few songs as commanding as “Sweet Georgia Brown.” No matter where you are or who you are, when you hear those mercurial, whistling notes play you’re almost insatiably forced to want to pick up a basketball and roll it over your shoulders from one arm to the other,…

Weapon of Choice

Long before it was the norm for comedians to redefine themselves with dramatic rolls, Robin Williams was getting crap for it. Some people just couldn’t get over that the guy moving them to tears in films like Dead Poets Society, Awakenings, and The Fisher King was the very same guy…

Still Time for Free Pancakes

Just a reminder that today is National Pancake Day, a should-be-sanctioned holiday that is already more important than Presidents’ Day and Arbor Day combined. The International House of Pancakes started doling out free shortstacks this morning at 7, and they’re not stopping until 10 tonight. ‘Course, IHOP hopes that in…

Winners and Losers at the SoBe Wine & Food Fest Grand Tasting Village

Saturday and Sunday marked the South Beach Wine & Food Fest’s premier event, the Grand Tasting Village, which cordoned off a huge strip of South Beach the size of three or four football fields and filled it with hundreds of restaurants, distributors, wine vendors, and wineries, all flinging so much…

Paul and Young Ron Take on the South Beach Wine & Food Festival

Inveterate radio jocks Paul Castronovo and Ron Brewer of Big 105.9 and 97.9 got all up in the SoBe Wine & Food Fest’s businazz this morning, hosting an Iron Chef style cooking challenge live from the Fontainebleau (holy crap, did I spell that correctly?). The pair tested their cooking skills…