Mr. 786: Pitbull Impersonator Meets the Chongas

It’s the dinner hour at Dolphin Mall, and the food court is a busy hive. Teenagers guzzle from Smoothie Kings while tables full of abuelitas fire Gatling-gun Spanish over steaming plates of Lotus Express. At the Segafredo Zanetti Espresso kiosk, a young girl in black shirt and pants offers a…

Hey, Pitbull! Impersonator Ariel Tojo Hits Dolphin Mall (Video)

Pitbull Impersonator Wanders Around Dolphin Mall from Voice Media Group on Vimeo. It’s the dinner hour at Dolphin Mall, and the food court is a busy hive. Teenagers guzzle from Smoothie Kings while tables full of abuelitas fire Gatling-gun Spanish over steaming plates of Lotus Express. At the Segafredo Zanetti…

Who’s Giving Money to Florida’s Medical Marijuana Campaigns?

With a November ballot initiative teed up for medical marijuana, the camps working both sides of the issue are now deep in the trenches, trying to lure voters. Cold, hard cash is obviously powering the efforts, which begs the question: Where’s the money coming from? In both camps, big-money donors…

Rupert Murdoch Could Be Eying Sun Sentinel Parent Company

The troubled Tribune Company – the newspaper conglomerate that includes the LA Times, Chicago Tribune, and local Sun Sentinel as well as other dailies across the US — is reportedly being eyed by the biggest, baddest, paper baron left in world publishing: Rupert Murdoch. Yesterday afternoon, journalism insider site Poynter…

North Lauderdale Mom Finds BSO in Her House Without a Warrant

Valarie Joaceus looks beat. Inside her tidy living room in North Lauderdale, the blinds drawn tight against the July sun’s bite, she’s slumped on a leather couch, a heavy-set, middle-aged mom overloaded with worry. Joaceus’ two sons — 26-year-old Jonathan and Gregory, 25 — have had their trouble with police…

BSO Deputy Illegally Searched House, North Lauderdale Mom Says

Valarie Joaceus looks beat. Inside her tidy living room in North Lauderdale, the blinds drawn tight against the July sun’s bite, she’s slumped on a leather couch, a heavy-set, middle-aged mom overloaded with worry. Joaceus’ two sons — 26-year-old Jonathan and 25-year-old Gregory — have had their trouble with police…

The Onion Lawsuit: Not So Funny

Although it flopped like a dead grouper when it hit in 2008, the straight-to-DVD The Onion Movie was a rare misplayed hand by the world leader in smart-ass news. Since launching in 1988, the Onion has burrowed a niche deep into the American news cycle by uncorking snark and scathing…

Did John Scott’s Marriage Become a Tell-All Book?

A short list of the worst ways to get back at an ex: poison the goldfish, glitter-bomb the car (shit never vacuums up), and here’s a new one: Have your mom write a tell-all book, then ship the skinny out to everyone in his or her life. That’s the scenario…