Tropical Storm Bonnie Update From Idiot Who Decided to Drive South

Brilliant idea to drive south from Lake Worth to Fort Lauderdale, straight into the path of the season’s first real tropical storm. But hey, I had a haircut appointment that couldn’t be missed.Things started to get ugly on I-95 around Glades Road in Boca Raton. Wind gusts were thrashing gray…

Top SoFla Spots for LeBron James’ Homeless Jerseys

The homeless people of Cleveland don’t want them, and average citizens are tempted to burn them. So boatloads of LeBron James’ former Cleveland Cavaliers jerseys will soon be shipped to unsuspecting homeless shelters in Miami.This presents a number of issues. First, what self-respecting man would wear such an outdated piece…

Cleveland Breaks Up With LeBron, Sends Jerseys to Miami Homeless

No more burning jerseys. The good people of Cleveland are packing garbage bags full of those tainted LeBron James relics — No. 23 jerseys, shoes, homemade T-shirts that proclaimed the King’s name in puffy paint — and donating them to a worthy cause.A group of ad designers and other creative…

Police: Slain Riviera Beach Teacher Calvin Williams Was Taking HIV Meds

The unmarked pill bottles in his Riviera Beach apartment may have pushed Calvin Williams’ killer over the edge. Now police have confirmed that Williams, 41, a popular middle school special-ed teacher whose lover allegedly shot him in the head, was taking several medications used to treat HIV.Lawrence Hunt, 20, told…

Corrupt Contractor KBR Under Fire in Palm Beach County; Anyone Surprised?

A front-page story in today’s Palm Beach Post blasts the Houston-based engineering and construction firm Kellogg, Brown & Root (KBR) for not hiring enough local workers on its $200 million solid waste project in western Palm Beach County. One small detail is missing: KBR’s sordid track record of hurting workers…

Polo Mogul John Goodman, in Happier Times

This week’s New Times feature story is an in-depth look at John Goodman, the multimillionaire polo mogul accused of causing the fatal car accident that killed 23-year-old Wellington native Scott Wilson…

Despite Recession, Everglades Club Still Importing Waiters From Abroad

The Great Recession and soaring unemployment rates haven’t stopped Florida businesses from hiring cheap, temporary labor from abroad, federal visa records show.In Tampa, one company imported 40 electricians. In Miami Beach, the Best Western Atlantic Beach hired 42 hotel clerks from other countries.And on Palm Beach, the swanky Everglades Club…

Insider Tells of La Palma‘s Last Days

Over the course of its six-year existence, La Palma, the weekly Spanish-language spinoff of the Palm Beach Post, has seen plenty of ups and downs. The editorial staff grew to about 14 people, then shrank back down to four.Two weeks ago, that lonely group of four walked into a meeting…

Humbling Wisdom, Courtesy of Harry

Harry’s Banana Farm has been dispensing billboard wisdom for years, commenting on everything from Toyota’s safety scandals to corruption among Palm Beach County commissioners. The Lake Worth bar is famous for its pithy commentary — that, and the Penthouse designation as one of the sleaziest bars in America. But this…

Top Five Ways to Woo LeBron: Make Miami Feel Like Cleveland

Although the rumors swirling about LeBron James joining a dream team Heat lineup may be absurdly wishful thinking, it never hurts to do some practical planning. The King, who grew up in Akron, Ohio, will not leave his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers on a whim. To many Clevelanders, he’s considered as…

Palm Beach Post to Close Spanish-Language Paper

This week the Palm Beach Post became the first major South Florida daily to shutter its Spanish-language publication, La Palma.The free, weekly Post spin-off will fold next month. The news didn’t come as much of a shock for journos who have followed La Palma closely. Born in 2004, as the…

John Goodman Offered to Pay Post-Accident Witness

On the cold February morning when horse trainer Lisa Pembleton woke to find a tequila-breathed, disheveled man in her camper asking for help, she was in for plenty of surprises.Pembleton, 26, soon learned that the man, multimillionaire polo mogul John Goodman, had been in a serious car crash near the…

Weeks After Fatal Crash, John Goodman Attended Lakers Game in Miami

After allegedly causing a fatal, drunken car crash in February that killed 23-year-old Scott Wilson, polo mogul John Goodman disappeared from Wellington for awhile.For three months, the multimillionaire founder of the International Polo Club Palm Beach was staying in posh Miami hotels, free to enjoy the finer comforts of life…

Possible John Goodman DUI Defense: A Barn Drink After Fatal Crash

Any seasoned drunkard knows the drill: If you’re in a car accident and you’ve been partying, go have another beer. By the time the cops test your breath, they won’t be able to prove when you had the offending drink.John Goodman, 46, the multimillionaire trust fund heir and Wellington polo…

Polo Mogul John Goodman’s Family Feud

A decade ago, a family feud forced Wellington polo mogul John Goodman to step down as overseer of a trust fund meant to benefit his nieces and nephews.The legal spat provides a rare window into the private life of Goodman, 46, the multimillionaire founder of the International Polo Club Palm…