“Fucking made it possible for me to exist,” says DJ Fucked Up. “And everybody likes fucking.” DJ Fucked Up is not your normal selector. He’s a hip-hop alter ego of Motown session player turned free-jazz vagabond turned shitjazz noise pervert Kenny Millions. DJ Fucked Up is an intensification of the raunchiest moments…
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We hate to tell you we told you so, but…Actually, we don’t hate it at all. Still, somebody out there — probably some American Idol execs and Ryan Seacrest’s mommy — is stressed out by the steaming pile of Didn’t You See This Coming? that is the Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey…
Forget the flu. This autumn, the germ du jour is Neil Young Fever. The highly esteemed classic-rock singer/songwriter is fucking everywhere. Festivals, New York Times, New York Times magazine, on NPR, and, believe it or not, in Delray Beach. OK, that last one isn’t entirely true. Young will not be appearing in…
Eleven years ago, former nightclub manager and South Florida’s quickly rising luxury car wrapper, Michael Mogilewski, moved from his native Syracuse, New York, to Aventura because — as he puts it — he “lost a bet.” “It was one of those things,” he states coyly, with a wise tone that communicates…
Alongside Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger pathetically begging Hell’s Angels beating the shit out of hippies to “cool it” at the disastrous Altamont Free Concert of 1969, Charles Manson is the ultimate symbol of flower-power corroding, fermenting, and rotting until it transformed into the nihilistic sleaze of the 1970s.Sure, free…
When Steven Tyler first shrieked the repetitive, eponymous chorus to Aerosmith’s 1987 single, “Dude (Looks Like a Lady),” do you think he ever considered that he would one day resemble a pouty-lipped, senile granny?And, while we’re on the subject of the perennial frontman and former American Idol host: How do…
Next to governance and scandalous hypocrisy, there’s nothing politicians love more than a lil’ ol’ time rock ‘n’ roll.This is especially true during an election year, when the competition gets so heated and the 24/7 news cycle so frothing that the whole electoral process begins to resemble a manic, hysteria-driven…
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The thought of maintaining Miami musician Rick Diaz’s Google calendar could give even the best multitasker a tragic case of heartburn. But despite being in every band ever, Diaz, uh, keeps starting new bands. He founded two-piece noise-rock group hahahelp! amid the dive-bar, weirdo, shit scene centered around Churchill’s Pub…
See alsoSlashpine Wears Black Bathing Suits to the Beach, Drunkenly Endorses Human Sacrifice and ObamacareLuma Junger Is Bringing Some Deep, Dark Harmonizing to the Snooze TheatreThe thought of maintaining Miami musician Rick Diaz’s Google calendar could give even the best multitasker a tragic case of heartburn. But despite being in…
Kanye performing at Art Basel is like Mickey Mouse doing a routine outside of Cinderella’s Castle. That shit makes sense. Well, at least more sense than 808s and Heartbreak. Accordingly, UR1 Festival has announced that the megastar producer and MC will be headlining the Basel-week festival’s inaugural edition along with…
Alongside big booty bitches and towering stacks of money, exorbitantly expensive automobiles are one of the most treasured motifs in hip-hop. Cars don’t merely take you from one place to the next. No, these gas guzzlers also represent your personal style. Hell, Rick Ross even named a music group after…
Every few months, R. Kelly slithers out of his sex-weed dungeon to manically and maniacally spatter the product of his prolific undertakings into the ears of the world. His recent time away from the spotlight was even more productive than usual. The infamous R&B megastar dropped a tell-all autobiography, Soulacoaster; a new…
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Goddamn, it’s been a good reblogging cycle for the near-deflated balloon that is American Idol. Let’s get the bad news out of the way first: O.G. Idol Judge Randy Jackson is officially out! The good news? Looks like Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj will be officiating this season. And the show’s…
Where in hell did Meek Mill come from? Of course, we know the literal answer to that question: Mill was born Robert Williams, grew up in Philadelphia, and spent his rookie season as an MC under the wing of rapper T.I.’s Grand Hustle imprint before ultimately aligning with Ricky Rozay’s…
See also: Mötley Career: The Ever-Lengthening Job Description of Nikki SixxWe imagine it must be a curse to be as horny as quintessential ’80s hair metal rockers Mötley Crüe.Sure, the “Sex!” angle worked for a little while and helped the band get its music on the radio, pack arenas, and sell…
Earlier this week, Jersey Shore megastar Nicole Polizzi, better-known as the one and only Snooki, gave birth to her first son. She nicknamed him “Meatball” and then promptly Tweeted a birth announcement. Our time spent watching every episode of Shore back to back (we don’t enjoy it; this is for science,…
Where in hell did Meek Mill come from?Of course, we know the literal answer to that question: Mill was born Robert Williams, grew up in Philadelphia, and spent his rookie season as an MC under the wing of rapper T.I.’s Grand Hustle imprint before ultimately aligning with Ricky Rozay’s Maybach…
If we have to spend another minute in this cubicle pushing papers and farming dust, we’re gonna snap.Thankfully, there are approximately six hours ’til we can GTFO of the office for a few days and pretend like we’re never going back.And as far as making the last stretch of our…
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