Third-Graders Who Bombed The FCAT Still Going On To Fourth Grade

According to state education rules, around 3,350 third-graders in Broward County and 2,400 in Palm Beach County are supposed to be repeating the grade due to their FCAT reading scores — which they won’t, thanks to a few “loopholes.”By state standards, those scoring a “1” on the FCAT reading scale…

The Friends of Alan Mendelsohn

Alan Mendelsohn — the convicted government scam artist as well as a former Hollywood ophthalmologist, GOP fundraiser, lobbyist, and adviser to former Gov. Charlie Crist — has a lot of friends.Mendelsohn was sentenced to four years in prisons after he pleaded guilty to a conspiracy charge alleging he was scheming…

Did Ryan LeVin Buy His Way Out Of Prison?

Ryan LeVin — the hard-partying, Porsche-driving, Brit-killing douchebag — managed to escape prison time in his sentencing yesterday.Judge Barbara McCarthy sentenced LeVin to two years house arrest, ten years probation, and 1,000 hours of community service for making roadkill out of two British tourists in a hit-and-run on Fort Lauderdale’s…

Why Delray Beach Doesn’t Need 637 Parking Meters

Delray Beach is considering putting 637 parking meters in its downtown area because the city is running low on cash.A study conducted for the city says it would cost $1.95 million to install the new meters but “could” raise $2.1 million per year.Aside from business owners already complaining about the…

Doctors Threaten to Sue Over NRA-Backed “Glocktor” Law

It’s not often that there’s a showdown between the NRA and doctors, but anything goes in the Sunshine State.Three Florida medical groups are threatening to sue over the “docs and Glocks” law — we’re going with “Glocktor” because it sounds more brutal — a Gov. Rick Scott-approved piece of legislation…

Did a Broward County Judge Just Decriminalize Red-Light Running?

Broward County Judge Fred Berman has declared police officers writing tickets to drivers running red lights is unconstitutional — at least in his court.Berman’s ruling is in response to red-light cameras, saying it’s not fair for police and cameras to co-exist in ticketing drivers for running red lights because they…

Allen West Placed in GOP Incumbent Protection Program

The National Republican Congressional Committee says it’s not giving out free campaign money to Republicans facing a tough reelection campaign anymore — you have to earn it.That’s why it started the Patriot Program for the last election cycle, making different benchmarks for lawmakers to meet before it throws them the…

Alan Mendelsohn Sentenced to Four Years in the Slammer

It turns out government scammer Alan Mendelsohn’s hopes of being sentenced to home confinement, probation, and community service were a little optimistic — he was sentenced today to four years in prison.U.S. District Judge William Zloch handed down the sentence this afternoon to the 53-year-old Mendelsohn, who pleaded guilty in…