Live Blogging Heat Playoff Game Two

So I’m finally getting settled in the press box my living room to call a fantastic evening of live basketball television watching. Our target demographic tonight: the lost souls who somehow have access to the internet, but not a television; and the very bored. A few months ago Thomas “I…

Tonight: Live Blogging “From” Heat Playoff Game Two

As an incredibly dogged responsible still-functioning news organization, The Juice editors knew we had to dedicate a great deal of coverage to the second Miami Heat playoff game tonight in Atlanta. So they flew me up to Atlanta for the week, booked me a nice hotel room with a view of downtown, and…

Fort Lauderdale, You Have Tea on Your Face

Who would have guessed that witnessing a tea bagging would be so hard to swallow? Honestly, I thought yesterday afternoon was going to be funny. I figured I’d stroll a few blocks from the New Times the Juice office down to the federal courthouse at Broward and NE Third Avenue…

Gulfstream and Mardi Gras at Odds Over Gambling Bills

[jump] Another bill the House passed Monday would eliminate blackjack at tribal casinos like the Hard Rock, but would increase betting limits in poker across the state (raising the maximum buy-in from $100 to $1,000), allow card rooms to operate 24 hours a day, and decrease taxes pari-mutuels pay on profits from…

Flo Rida’s Cell Phone Number

  Embedded video from CNN Video Call Flo Rida. I did. And texted him. You know, just to say “hi, from The Juice.” Flo Rida (real name Tramar Dillard) gave his number out during a CNN interview, saying of his fans: “If they can go out and buy my albums,…

Got Cash? Sorry, Uncle Sam Needs a Check

[jump] Calls to the supervisor at the Hollywood Clerk of Courts office were not returned. So I called Jeff Sutton, chief financial officer for the Broward Clerk of Courts. “This is news to me,” Sutton says of Michael’s claims that the cashier wouldn’t accept cash. He directed me to Orfelia Mayor,…

Lil Wayne Knows a Lil Something About Bracketology

Around the Horn is ESPN’s fantastic game of competitive sports banter. Every day, sports columnists from large markets across the country shout at one another about men (and sometimes women) in colorful uniforms, trying to make valid arguments. Each good point gets a point. And the panelist with the most…

D-Wade “Belly-Flopped” in Heat Loss

“He belly-flopped and falled down and lost the ball. And then he complained too much.” The sweet, simple words of an adorable girl. I couldn’t have described the end of last night’s Heat overtime loss to New Orleans any better. Well, yeah, I could have. (I type pretty sometimes.) But I…

Marlins Season Projections from Opening Day

The history books will show that more than 30,000 people attended the season opener yesterday, but those of us who watched the game on TV (or saw the highlights above) saw a lot of empty seats in the background every time the Marlins scored. And they scored often. Fantasy beast…

Reno 911 Throws a Party for a Local Hero

The party was also a fundraiser for New Times’ favorite philanthropist, Aaron Jackson, and his charity Planting Peace. We’ve written about his orphanages and shelters, and his efforts to rid the world (especially children) of intestinal parasites here, here, and here. It’s good to see the good folks at Reno…

UPDATE: ‘The Our Town News’ Source is a Paper Employee

The “resident” quoted as “Merle Lynn” in this week’s “The Our Town News” story about how residents and commissioners want homeless people out of Coral Springs is an employee of that community newspaper. Her name is Merle Rosenberg and she works in classified advertising. Her quote about the homeless people…

D-Wade Misses Final Shot in Heat Loss

But really, it might have been the ref who missed an important call on that final shot of the 98-96 loss, the fourth loss in five games. As Dwyane Wade set his feet for the three that would have given the Heat the win over Dallas, the defender clearly slapped…

Does Coral Springs Hate Homeless People?

Judging by the front page story in this week’s edition of “The Our Town News”, yes. On the direct-mail community newspaper’s web site, the article about the city’s commissioners and residents disdain for the homeless men and women selling The Homeless Voice is featured next to a story about a…