The Advocate‘s Gayest Cities List Neglects South Florida

In the February issue of The Advocate, America’s best-known LGBT-interest magazine, the publication has its second-annual list of the country’s “gayest cities.” On the list are places such as Oakland, California (“Now that San Francisco’s too pricey for most of the middle class — including artists and the funky gays…

Did Dan Marino Smoke Pot Before Games?

Did Dolphins legend Dan Marino spark up before games? That’s what former NFL offensive lineman Kyle Turley claimed yesterday on the Dan LeBatard Show. Turley doesn’t know for sure but said that stories of Marino sparking up before games is the stuff of common locker room lore. Turley was on…

Amerijet Won’t Stop Shipping Research Monkeys

Last month, we told you about a letter from local animal rights activists to Amerijet, a Fort Lauderdale-based cargo airline, asking the company to shop shipping primates used for research — specifically the ones used for controversial vivisection experiments. Several South Florida groups, including the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida,…

Cell Phones in Prison: A Former Inmate Explains the Real Deal

A former long-serving federal inmate living in South Florida says the real reason for the proliferation of cell phones in prisons has more to do with privately owned institutions gouging inmates and their families with ridiculously overpriced phone time than it does organized crime.The ex-con — who advocates for other…

Five Quarterback Options for the Miami Dolphins

A lot of things are up in the air for the Miami Dolphins this offseason. There are serious questions about the general manager, the head coach, the starting running backs, and, of course, the quarterback position.For a little while, it looked like Chad Henne was the future of the franchise…

Five Best Parts of the Miami Dolphins Season

Yesterday we brought you a list of the five worst moments of this dreadful Miami Dolphins season. And though the team went 7-9, finished third in the division, and missed the playoffs for the second straight year, the season wasn’t an entire bust. There was a lot more learning than…

Five Worst Moments of the Miami Dolphins Season

We can all agree this has been an awful season for the Miami Dolphins. Even the thoughtful sage and conscience of the team has admitted he’s angry at the way the year went. And now the franchise has all sorts of question marks going forward: the coach and general manager…

LeBron James Birthday Cake: Awesome or Absurd?

LeBron James is not a subtle man. Not in the way he plays, not in the way he advertises, not in the way he chooses where to take his talents, and certainly not when it comes to birthday cakes.Last weekend, South Florida’s least inconspicuous professional athlete threw himself quite the…

The Dirty Dozen: 2010’s Most Despicable People

Click here to see illustrations and photos of our Dirty Dozen picks. Apathy. Can you hear it? The silence that hovers from the beaches to the swamps. The lethargy that keeps people from standing up and fighting back. The malaise that makes South Florida so seedy, so corrupt, so chock-full…

The Sounds of Mickey Clean

It was 35 years ago, in a dirty, smoky, subterranean dive bar in Boston known as “The Rat.” Located in the basement of a restaurant in Kenmore Square, The Rathskeller is where a lot of people say the punk music movement in this country was born. The venue, which is…

Ricky Williams Says the Dallas Man Suing Him Is Not His Father

Through the Miami Dolphins’ media relations, Ricky Williams says there is no truth to a Dallas man’s claims that he is the running back’s estranged father.But that hasn’t stopped Ross Williams one bit. The 68-year-old retiree says that in the mid-’70s, he had a two-year relationship with Ricky’s mother, Sandy…