Pembroke Pines Police: We Cover Our Asses

The ass in question.​We just heard from Sgt. Carlos Bermudez, head of internal affairs at the Pembroke Pines Police Department, and Michael Cirullo, the city attorney, about the mooning incident during yesterday’s animal rights protest.They both say unequivocally that the man with his pants down in photos is not a…

UPDATE: Pembroke Pines Cop Caught Mooning Animal Rights Protesters?

​Animal-rights advocates gathered outside the Pembroke Pines subdivision of the president of a controversial South Florida research facility Sunday afternoon. They waved signs and told passersby about the disturbing photos leaked from Primate Products, the embattled facility run by Donald Bradford.In addition to the 30 or so protesters, there were…

Five Most Surreal Moments From the Lackluster Marlins’ Season

flickr.comVolstad versus Morgan was possibly the most memorable moment of the year.​The Marlins mercifully finished their 2010 season this weekend, ending the year with 80 wins and 82 losses, good enough for third in the division. The longest winning streak of the year was all of four games, and other…

FAU “Green Mann” Entertains Some, Disturbs Others

Facebook.com​He won’t share his real identity. Not yet, anyway. For now, the man known around the Florida Atlantic University campus as “Green Mann” enjoys the stunned reactions and awkward stares he gets as he dances around in a skintight, bright-green Spandex-esque costume.He doesn’t speak while wearing the green suit –…

Local Wiccans Disavow Christine O’Donnell at Pagan Pride Day

flickr.com​There was no Satanic altar. There was no blood. There was no animal sacrifice. And as far as I could tell from talking to people at the Pagan Pride Day Celebration Picnic, held this weekend at the at Unitarian Universalist Church in Fort Lauderdale, there was nobody who believed anything…

Mark Foley Gets a Shoutout on 30 Rock

​Disgraced Congressman turned West Palm Beach consignment-shop owner Mark Foley got a mention right in the middle of NBC’s Thursday-night prime-time lineup. Though it probably wasn’t the kind of shoutout he would appreciate.On last night’s season opener, 30 Rock made reference to Foley’s scandalous time in conservative politics. It happened…

Vanilla Ice Will Appear on Tonight Show with Jay Leno

C. Stiles​Rob Van Winkle knows a thing or two about a media blitz. As a matter of fact, there had never been anything like the publicity machine behind Vanilla Ice when he exploded all over America 20 years ago. Compared to that, his recent publicity — in anticipation of his…

Billy Mitchell Dethroned As Donkey Kong King…for Now

C. StilesMitchell and his wife at home in 2007.​The video game champion framed as the dark-headed villain in the epic battle for Donkey Kong supremacy has been dethroned again. At least temporarily.Billy Mitchell, the veteran videogamer and owner of Rickey’s Restaurants in Hollywood and Pembroke Pines (and a brand of…

DREAM Act Could Be Dream Come True for Coral Springs FSU Grad

Andrea Huerfano​This weekend dozens of undocumented immigrants took to the sands of Miami Beach to tell Congress to pass the DREAM Act this week. About 50 people formed human billboards spelling out the words “Dream Act Now” and “Call [Sen. George] Lemieux Now.”Activists in South Florida — a front in…

Top Ten Most Disturbing Competitive-Eating Records

Tara NieuwesteegPickle eating in Pompano​Several of the world’s top competitive eaters descended upon the Isle of Capri in Pompano Beach last weekend to see who could eat the most sour dill pickles. Before the event, the record was 2.99 pounds of pickles in six minutes. At least six people bested…

Lil Wayne Accurately Predicts U.S. Open Winners From Jail

​Lil Wayne is the Nostradamus of sports prognostication. And Weezy does it all from a jail cell in New York.Three weeks ago, he mailed a handwritten letter (pictured below) to the editors of Sports Illustrated in which he breaks down the top tennis players competing in the U.S. Open. He…

Nova Will Stop Doing Business With Primate Products

​Nova Southeastern University in Davie will no longer do business with Primate Products, the controversial animal research facility in Doral, according to the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida.After the release of several disturbing photos depicting monkeys with serious injuries, local activists approached university officials about Nova’s relationship with Primate Products. An…

Bill Parcells May Have Been Fired, and He May Have Deserved It

flickr.com​This week brought news that Bill Parcells is leaving his post as vice president of football operations for the Dolphins. Upon closer inspection, it sure seems like the Tuna was given the hook. And though he’s nothing short of a football legend — and it might sound almost sacrilegious to…

L’Chaim Kosher Vodka: A Liquor Preview for Pairings

​Another fine Rosh Hashanah is nearly over. Happy New Year! A few days of good food, old stories, not much work, and lots of family can really do you some good. Or, if you’re like us, you probably need a drink pretty soon. But what’s the right spirit for this…

New Chris Evert Documentary Unmatched Will Premiere Next Week

There has never been an individual sports rivalry like the one between Chris Evert, from Fort Lauderdale, and Martina Navratilova. Ali and Frasier fought three times. Borg and McEnroe played 14 times. Evert and Navratilova played 80 times, including 60 tournament finals and 14 grand slam finals. Next Tuesday, ESPN…

Bill Parcells Out as Dolphins VP of Football Operations

The Miami Dolphins just issued a statement to the media saying that Jeff Ireland will “assume full control over all aspects and decisions in regard to the Miami Dolphin football team and support staff.”Ireland, who had some trouble this offseason, was always slotted to take over for Parcells, according to…