The South Florida-based manager for Dennis Rodman said this morning that his client is “fine” after a car Rodman was riding in flipped at least three times on I-95 in Broward County this weekend.”He called me right after it happened,” the manager said. “He was going to the hospital, but…
How much do you yearn for those sweet, innocent-ish years in the early ’90s, when John Candy was in every comedy and a young Vanilla Ice was dancing and rapping across the set of Arsenio Hall’s show? How about Super Mario Brothers 2? American Gladiators? New Coke? Crystal Pepsi? Sodas…
In March, after Dave Aronberg, a Democratic candidate for attorney general, said in a debate that there are more pain clinics in Broward County than McDonald’s locations, we counted them. We found 71 sets of Golden Arches and more than 100 pain clinics.The next month, that same stat showed up…
At an undisclosed location north of Palm Beach, Wellington resident Vanilla Ice — also known as Rob Van Winkle — finally completed a stunt he’s been working on and planning for months. He lit a ’67 Cadillac on fire, then drove it off a jump and into a lake.Rob bought…
ESPN recently released a comprehensive study of concession food preparation conditions at all major professional sports stadiums and arenas in the United States and Canada. Specifically, it lists and ranks stadiums by the percentage of food or beverage vendors at each location cited for so-called “critical” health code violations.Florida had…
Last night brought news that Marlins starting left fielder, Chris Coghlan, could miss the rest of the season after he injured his knee–that’s right–smashing a shaving cream pie into his teammate’s face in a victory celebration.The world is going to laugh at this one for a long time, but Coghlan…
Sometimes it seems like you could do what Weird Al Yankovic does. He takes a hit pop song, replaces the lyrics with loose rhymes about inane topics in everyday life, dubs himself a “parody artist,” and tours the world as a rich, famous musician. You already insert ridiculous words into…
There might not be anything as tragic or heartbreaking as when a parent leaves a child to die in the back of a hot car. This is hardly a rare occurrence, though, especially in Florida. The Sunshine State accounts for roughly one-sixth of all the fatal child hyperthermia cases in…
Brad Banks was a star at Belle Glades Central, where he led the team to the state championship his senior year. He was a two-time All-State selection and three-time captain of the varsity team. After one season at Central Florida University and another at a community college, Banks transferred to…
The word weird is right there in his name, but over the past 30 years, Al Yankovic has proven himself to be a pretty regular, decent, hard-working guy. He’s a long-haired vegan, he plays polka on the accordion, and his favorite jokes often include food or nerdy staples like Star…
Two porn actors accused of murdering a New Port Richey tattoo artist spent the weekend before the crime partying in South Florida. Jason Andrews, a bisexual Chicago DJ and gay porn star, and Amanda Logue, a married blond prostitute from Georgia who’s also made adult films, posted to Twitter often…
Since 1998, more than 50 children have died after being left or forgotten in cars in Florida. More than 150 more have been injured. Nationwide, there are, on average, around 30 deaths a year, according to KidsAndCars.org, a Kansas-based group that compiles statistics on such cases. The punishments, when adults…
Guess Where I’m Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post ’em, you name ’em.For this GWIP, we take you to a urinal with scenic beauty. Yes, the air may smell like a foul combination of stale beer, vomit, and stray…
We live in South Florida, one of the warmest climates in the country. And on top of that, this one of the hottest summers we’ve had in years. So why would anyone ever need a fur coat down here?That’s what the Animal Rights Foundation of Florida was thinking when members…
Women from all over the state descended upon Davie for the annual Miss Florida USA pageant this weekend. And because the Fur Information Council of America is one of the official pageant sponsors (and gives away fur coats as totally appropriate “prizes” for South Florida) animal activists were out in…
Guess Where I’m Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post ’em, you name ’em.In this episode, we bring you to an ultimate locals bar in North Broward. The bathrooms at this place are somewhat legendary, mostly because of the sexy…
So unless ESPN and every other national sports news source is wrong (it happens), it looks like LeBron James will be joining Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat, instantly creating the most interesting and feared team possibly of all time. But before we get to the business…
Everyone knows the best way to tell the world how you feel about something is through a funnyish, quasi-offensive sticker or magnet attached to the back of your automobile. Whether it’s which nutbag pundits you like, which candidates you plan to vote for, who you think invented Christmas, or which…
Guess Where I’m Peeing is toilet humor, plain and simple, set in the scenic restrooms of South Florida. We post ’em, you name ’em.For the premiere of our newest, most tasteless feature, we bring you to a bathroom stall in a popular Fort Lauderdale haunt. If you happen to see…
The Miami Dolphins’ official a cappella group, the Dolphins Voices, are once again looking for South Florida’s finest vocalists. The eight-person group will host invitation-only tryouts July 10, at Sun Life Stadium, and will perform at Dolphins home games and other events throughout the season. Didn’t know the Dolphins had…
After months of public debate, legislation, a lawsuit, and the outgoing governor’s stamp of approval, the Florida ban on bong sales takes effect tomorrow. So you’d guess every head shop in the state would be having huge blowout sales today, right?Not so much. It seems the smoke hasn’t completely cleared…
Six years ago, if you wanted to play poker in a casino in Florida, you were playing small-stakes limit poker. Each bet was $2 to $4, and unless you only had a few bucks left, you never said the words “all in.” Then the state adopted no-limit Texas Hold ‘Em,…
