Mike Posner: I Can Rap Better Than Ludacris Can Sing

Things are hopefully erring on the verbally vicious side of things for Ludacris and Mike Posner’s Red Bull Soundclash event happening New Year’s Eve at Bayfront Park in Miami.In a four-round musical battle royale, the two artists will each hustle hard to outdo each other. In general, it feels like…

Farewell, New Times; Hello City Pages!

When many South Floridians read this, the reaction is going to be, “This guy is more deranged than Scott Stapp.” This January, I am packing up my things and, like a snowbird flying backwards, heading to Minnesota to take over as the new music editor of the Twin Cities alt-weekly…

Mike Mineo at Hurricane Bar & Lounge, December 25

Need something to do on Christmas? After the presents are opened and family time at home is getting a little stale, head over to join Mike Mineo at Hurricane Bar & Lounge for an evening dubbed an “X-Mas Mixer” set to go as long as the yuletide cheer flows. Mineo…

Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe” Takes Lil’ Kim to School

Nicki Minaj has always had a knack for the classroom flow — at least according to Better Education Place, who named her Teacher of the Year — but this lesson is best left for her regular sparring partner Lil’ Kim. It comes in the form of “Stupid Hoe,” a new…

Tool 2012 U.S. Tour: A Cult Fan Base’s Inevitable Reawakening

The cult of Tool is a fan base in which you’re either a black-hearted, tattooed member, or you’re dust. Within the art-metal kin who follow Maynard James Keenan’s musical output, drink his wine, and chuckle at his April Fool’s Day humor, there’s a nod of recognition across the brunch tables,…

Miami’s 50 Best Rap Songs: A Dirty, Delightful Bag

As an official South Florida welcome to New Times contributor and Brickell transplant Jesse Serwer — who recently dug up Blowfly/Clarence Reid’s best tracks for us — here’s a heavy nudge to check out his “The 50 Best Miami Rap Songs” list at Complex.com.The usual suspects like Trina, DJ Khaled,…

Beach Boys Reunite With Brian Wilson for 50th Anniversary

Yes, this is happening. The Beach Boys have been an entity for 50 years, but their architect Brian Wilson has been absent from the band for the past 15. In honor of hitting the half-century mark, the closest thing to an original lineup — being that Wilson’s brothers Dennis and…

“Born to Lose”: From Ted Daffan and His Texans to Sleigh Bells

Over the course of pop music’s evolution over the past century or so, history continues to repeat itself. New stars are “the next (fill in the blank),” genres are hyphenated versions of established music styles, and unless you come up with song titles like “The Goldheart Mountaintop Queen Directory” or…

RIP, Jeff Stratton: Past New Times Music Editor & Friend Forever

The entire New Times family was hit with a tremendous shock Wednesday afternoon when we learned that our brother Jeff Stratton had passed away suddenly after apparent complications from a stomach ulcer in Honduras. He was 47.As part of an accomplished journalism career around the country, Jeff served as New…

The Buzz 103.1 Is Dead — Long Live Sexist Radio Formats?

There was a huge online response following the news of the West Palm rock station Buzz 103.1’s sudden ouster from FM radio on Monday, December 5. With its departure — it will continue as an online and HD radio station — the spot on the dial is occupied by Now…

John Ralston at Harold’s, December 18

It has been quite the year for John Ralston, who might be Lake Worth’s coolest dad. In addition to expanding his family with a newborn daughter, he also brought his strongest solo album to date into the world during the past 12 months. The country-rock collection, Shadows of the Summertime,…

MP3: New Coke’s “All I Want Is Your Sunshine” Is It!

Today we take for granted that there were such things as “cola wars” going on, but New Coke was an elaborate marketing disaster undertaken by the Coca-Cola company in 1985. It was a messy expensive time that got people saying “Coke is It!” but for all of you rooting for…

The R. Kelly Love Letter Cruise Sets Sail in October!

Anyone who has witnessed the Pied Piper of R&B afloat in the “Step in the Name of Love” video hoped that this day would eventually come: R. Kelly is hosting the Love Letter Cruise in October 2012. Embarking October 1-5 from Miami aboard the comfortable Carnival Destiny, this is a…

Rock of Ages Trailer: Tom Cruise Performing at Revolution

The trailer for Rock of Ages — the big-budget musical starring Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Russell Brand, Mary J. Blige, Julianne Hough, and a ton of other people with haircuts from 25 years ago — is now online. You might recall that the production was filmed here in…