Miami Marlins Home Run Sculpture Video Leaks; Everyone Pukes

Less than two weeks after we found out the Miami Marlins were testing their new aquarium backstop/aquatic nightmare tank by throwing baseballs at it, a video of their long-mocked home-run sculpture in action has made its way to YouTube — and it looks even worse than the pictures.The thing looks…

TSA Finds Guns, Razor Blades, Eels on South Florida Passengers

​Congress will be taking a closer look at the Transportation Security Administration this afternoon in a joint hearing of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform and the Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure.Oversight Committee Chairman Darryl Issa said in a statement that the hearing is designed to address “a…

Jonatha Carr, FAU Student Who Threatened to Kill Teacher, Got Tasered Three Times, Hit a Cop, and Said Really Racist Stuff, Police Say

Update, 3/30: Carr’s family has commented about her history of mental illness. The Pulp just got hold of the police report in the case of Jonatha Carr, a 24-year-old Florida Atlantic University student who inexplicably started screaming during a biology class Tuesday. Her tirade, in which she threatened to kill the teacher and…

Jeb Bush Courageously Endorses Mitt Romney

Former Republican Gov. Jeb Bush has taken the brave and politically risky move of endorsing presidential candidate Mitt Romney, a long-shot candidate who is only 300 delegates ahead of his competition.Romney has won only 16 primaries, including Florida’s, which was held almost two months ago…

Gang Activity May Be to Blame in Boynton Beach Double Homicide

​Whatever happened in the 1600 block of NE Second Court in Boynton Beach, it’s all bad news.Sisters Janice Rahming, 54, and Daphne Clemons, 41, were both shot and killed Saturday night by unnamed suspects who police believe are dangerous enough that a Boynton Beach Police spokeswoman sent out an email…

State, Federal Agencies to Investigate Killing of Trayvon Martin

Twenty-two days after 17-year-old Miami Gardens teen Trayvon Martin was shot and killed in Sanford, the FBI and U.S. Department of Justice announced late Monday night that they will be investigating his death at the hands of 28-year-old neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman, according to the Miami Herald. The announcement…

More Than a Dozen Killed in South Florida Car Accidents

If you saw the Miami Herald story this morning about the ten South Floridians killed in car crashes between Saturday night and Sunday night… it gets worse.In addition to the six deaths in Miami-Dade and four in Broward, there were three people killed in Palm Beach County over the weekend…

“Manning to Miami” Billboard Probably Coming Down Soon

​The NFL Network’s Jeff Darlington tweeted this morning that “Peyton Manning personally contacted Dolphins on Thursday to advise them he wouldn’t be signing with Miami,” according to “multiple sources.”As is the case with so many breaking sports stories, we have no idea who these sources are or if their information…