Sheriff Al Lamberti Hosting Gun Party Fundraiser Next Week

A lot of law enforcement news this morning, but ​I promised to let you know next time Broward County Sheriff Al Lamberti held a public event — and if you missed his pastry party last month, fret not. You’ve got a great big smoking opportunity to meet the man with…

State Supreme Court Says New Broward, Palm Beach Senate Districts Unconstitutional

Update, 3/14: The original post had language that confused current and proposed districts. It’s been changed to eliminate the ambiguity and correct the numbers assigned to the proposed districts.​Original post, 3/9:In November 2010, Florida voters approved two amendments to the Florida state constitution that would ostensibly remove partisanship from the once-a-decade…

Old, Old Panther Euthanized at Palm Beach Zoo

Update, 12:25 p.m.: The Busch Wildlife Sanctuary in Jupiter says it has six panthers in captivity on its website; waiting for a call back to confirm, but it looks like there are some options to check them out in captivity after all.Original post:The only A panther in captivity in South Florida…

Florida House Members Debate Jay-Z Lyrics, Get Pretty Close

​Today, a little insight into the day-to-day activities of the Florida House: While debating an amendment to HB 701, a proposed modification to the Florida Evidence Code, Tallahassee Democratic Rep. Alan Williams attempted, quite clumsily, to quote a line from Jay-Z’s “99 Problems.” Because there’s something about an illegal search…

Fort Lauderdale Not Giving Away Gas Cards to Tourists

​NBC, CBS, ABC, WSVN, the Associated Press, and the Boston Globe have all published items, many citing the Sun-Sentinel, declaring that the Greater Fort Lauderdale Convention & Visitors Bureau would be giving away thousands of gas cards to tourists to encourage visits to the area. While there are cards involved, they aren’t just for gas.CVB spokeswoman Jessica Taylor said…

TSA Response to Viral Body Scanner Video Not Actually a Response

An anti-TSA blogger from Miami Beach posted a YouTube video last night claiming he defeated Transportation Security Administration body scanners at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport by sewing an extra pocket onto the side of his shirt. His explanation is convincing (check out the earlier post for details and the video),…

Tamarac Traffic Lights Aren’t Working; Try Not to Crash

Just a heads-up for those of you venturing west — police say a power outage has knocked out traffic lights along North University Drive in Tamarac.Busted traffic lights should be treated as a four-way stop, though don’t count on everybody to do it — between texting, grubbin’ on McDonald’s fries,…

Metallica Releasing Demos on Vinyl: Four Songs We’d Rather Have

Heavy-metal senior citizens Metallica announced late last week that they would be jumping in on the Record Store Day action April 21 with a vinyl release of four half-finished songs that have been available online since December.A statement from the band says they “kept them in the vault and decided to…

Allen West “Willing and Ready” to Be Vice President

​When asked about a vice presidential nod by CNN anchor Soledad O’Brien this morning, Congressman Allen West said he is “always willing and ready to serve my country in whatever capacity that the American people would desire.””As far as the vice president thing, you know, who knows what the future…

Broward County Tallies Four Drownings in Five Days

Water mishaps aren’t anything new for our special sweat-year-round corner of the country, but it’s not every week four people die in the course of five days.The latest victim is 7-year-old Damien Tubbs, who died Sunday in an Oakland Park pool after it appears he wandered into the deep end…

Body Discovered by Jet Skier in Pompano Beach Lake

Update, 5:47 p.m.: The Broward Sheriff’s Office just released a statement identifying the body found as the man who was missing Thursday, but his name is Cleudson DaSilva, age 37, not “Douglas Johnson.”Original post, 4:24 p.m.:​A body believed to be a man who disappeared while swimming on Thursday was discovered by…