Supreme Court Ruling Against Abortion Buffer Zones Will Hit Florida Hard

In 2000, the U.S. Supreme Court upheld an eight-foot buffer-zone rule outside of abortion clinics in Colorado. This eliminated the ability of abortion protesters to spew bile and venom (and often worse) at folks trying to enter the clinics. Yesterday, though, the court unanimously struck down a 2007 Massachusetts law…

Downtown Boca Is About to Get Bigger and Better

Over the past few decades, Boca Raton — because of FAU’s growth and the city’s location, securely known as “really far away from busy Miami” — has filled with college kids and lots of old folks. But much of the city is still quaint and quiet and small. That’s about…

Miami Heat and Pat Riley — The Godfather — Draft Shabazz Napier

Remember when LeBron James was watching the NCAA Championship earlier this year and tweeted this about UConn’s Shabazz Napier? No way u take another PG in the lottery before Napier.— LeBron James (@KingJames) April 8, 2014 You know who did remember that tweet? Riles, that’s who. With James opting out…

Critical Mass Fort Lauderdale Happens Tomorrow: What You Need to Know

At last month’s Critical Mass Fort Lauderdale — the once-per-month, 14-mile ride through the city — one cop tackled a cyclist and another officer knocked a rider off his bike after ramming him with his motorcycle, according to the biker. This month? Hopefully not that. Tomorrow, the monthly event to…

Lauderdale Airport Workers to See Improved Standards After Bill Passes

Broward commissioners passed a bill last night that can revoke permits of companies at the airport whose services get interrupted due to a work stoppage by employees, like a strike. This comes as a win for aggrieved airport workers — baggage handlers, sky caps, wheelchair attendants, cabin cleaners, ramp workers,…

Man Who Died in Davie Wood Chipper Accident Is Identified

Yesterday afternoon, police identified the man killed in a gruesome and harrowing wood chipper accident in Davie. Hernan Gutierrez, 42, was with two coworkers on Monday feeding tree limbs and branches into the wood chipper when, according to police, he either fell into or was pulled into the industrial-sized machine…

Humane Society: Ban Pythons, Anacondas, and Boa Constrictors

Back in 2012, President Obama’s Interior Department went forward with a proposal to list nine species of snakes as “injurious” — legalese that would ban the importation and selling of the animals. But when the announcement was made, only four species were put on the list: the Indian python (including…

Look Out! The Next Invasive Florida Species: Trap-Jaw Ants

Another day, another terrifying crazy animal arrives in Florida. The Daily Mail reported yesterday that a new ant native to South America, called Odontomachus haematodus, had been found across the Gulf Coast. Research conducted by North Carolina State University shows the nonnative species was found in populated places in Florida…

FLL Airport Workers Hit by Lightning: Why Don’t They Get a Living Wage?

Tomorrow, the Broward County Commission is expected to announce its final vote on a bill that would (in addition to preventing service distruptions) improve the standards of airline and contractor workers. This is clearly needed. Just last week at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, two workers — one of Bags…

Top Ten Giancarlo Stanton Home Runs of All Time; Cheer Up, Heat Fans!

Last night against the Cubs, Miami Marlins right fielder Your browser does not support iframes.” target=”_blank”>Giancarlo Stanton hit his 19th home run (best in the National League), a low line drive that soared just over the right-field fence. It looked different from most of his 136 career bombs in a…

Keys Giant Mutant Rats Detect Land Mines and Tuberculosis

Last week we told you about the African Gambian Pouched Rat’s reemergence on Grassy Key. Now comes an organization headquartered in Tanzania called APOPO, dedicated to training African Gambian pouched rats to detect land mines and tuberculosis. When trained, they’re dubbed HeroRATS. Bart Weetjens, a self-described monk, started the organization…

Five Most Badass Moves Archbishop Thomas Wenski Has Pulled

Last year after Ray Allen sprinted furiously to a corner, made Mike Breen yell “BAAAAAAAAAAAANG” and the Heat took a bat to San Antonio’s knees, Miami Archbishop Thomas Wenski collected on his bet with his San Antonio counterpart Gustavo García-Siller. Wenski received a sizable chunk of Texas barbecue and fajitas…

Forget Coal and Windmills; FAU’s Underwater Turbines Will End Global Warming

FAU announced recently that researchers at its Southeast National Marine Renewable Energy Center (SNMREC) have signed a five-year lease to evaluate underwater turbines powered by ocean currents. The lease, which was granted by the U.S. Department of the Interior’s Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM), calls specifically for the researchers…

Joy Taylor: South Florida’s Female Sports Radio Host

Has Mr. Horner lost his way to the house under the hill? Is old blind Bob having trouble finding the harbor of hope? Oh, don’t despair. It’s time for Just the Tips with the queen of concupiscence, Joy Taylor. Jonathan Zaslow: Just the Tips, we do it every week at…

Wet Bridge Grates and Cyclists Are a Dangerous Combination

Biking in South Florida is dangerous — that can be said flatly. Last week, for instance, hundreds of cyclists from Miami to Delray Beach participated in a memorial event for fallen riders called the Ride of Silence. So after a cyclist took a bad fall over a wet grated bridge…