It seems ever since the internet came along, witnessing a live comedy show has gone by the wayside. These days, we can cue up an improv show or standup set on YouTube on demand and bypass the two-drink minimum altogether. It’s both incredibly awesome and, in some ways, sad. It…
Twitter was made to roasting the ridiculous. And yesterday, the ridiculous was our little football team’s crazy-looking attire. Don’t try to stop the memes and jokes. Just ride them out. The Dolphins debuted their special color rush alternate uniforms Thursday night against the Cincinnati Bengals, and the internet was glad they…
It’s officially fall in South Florida, and that means… well, that doesn’t really mean much of anything. Other than the corner displays at Walmart and the menu at Starbucks, nothing really changes in South Florida in the fall. Fall is sort of the layover season between summer and winter down…
You might be sitting there thinking Why would I hate the Cleveland Browns?, and for that, I don’t blame you; they are rather anonymous in their sucking. They lurk in the shadows with their suck, winning three-to-five games every season, gobble up top draft picks, then pass them through their…
Everyone hates the New England Patriots. If you put a group of Dolphins, Jets, and Bills fans into an empty room with only a keg of Natural Ice, pizza, and a TV playing Patriots lowlights on a continuous loop, they would come out the next morning best friends, and probably…
There is less than a week-and-a-half of Summer left; it’s officially time to panic. If the pumpkin-flavored everything and Halloween decorations in Walmart weren’t sign enough, Fall is almost here. Admittedly this is not as troubling for South Floridians as it is for the rest of the country, but the end of…
If you’ve ever tried to park at the Sawgrass Mills Mall during the holiday season, you know what a disaster it can be. On Black Friday and in the days leading up to Christmas, there is a line that looks like it should be coming out of Hard Rock Stadium,…
This summer, New Times set out to find the best beach in Broward. Mission accomplished — congratulations, Fort Lauderdale Beach! On our journey, though, we came across all sorts of places we had either forgotten about, taken for granted for years, or straight-up didn’t know about. The Best Beach series reminded us that…
You might remember Piff the Magic Dragon and his self-described “grumpy magic” comedy routine from his stints as a finalist on Season 10 of America’s Got Talent and Penn & Teller’s Fool Us. His brand of magic and humor caught the world’s attention in large part thanks to his unique…
Each week New Times will provide Miami Dolphins fans will an in-depth look at the reasons why they should hate that current week’s opponent. We like to call it our ‘Haters Guide’. Stay hateful, my friends. The Miami Dolphins travel all the way across the damn continent to face the…
Football season is here, which means your list of day drinking excuses just got that much longer. Football is synonymous with alcohol and food. Walk through the parking lot of a game and you’ll find all kinds of glorious meats sizzling on the grill, adults beverages in the cooler, and…
Who doesn’t like to laugh? Possibly the only thing better than laughing is making someone else laugh; unfortunately, the former is much easier to do than the latter. Some people are just born with comedic juices running through their bodies, while others need to work a little harder on their…
As the last few weeks have reminded us, we’re smack-dab in the middle of rainy season here in South Florida. Summer might be coming to an end, but hurricane season isn’t, so you can count on some rainy days in the near future. The rain creates a dilemma in Broward;…
With last night’s preseason finale in the books (a ho-hum loss to the Tennessee Titans BTW) , fake games are officially in the rear-view mirror. Now, Dolphins fans can set a countdown clock that ends in the kickoff of a ball that matters. Like pumpkin lattes and beer, Dolphins football…
We love sports, and we really love food; so it only makes sense that we desperately search out the greatest places to thoroughly enjoy both. Our favorite sports bars don’t just provide us with hundreds of high-definition flat screen televisions and great drink specials, they also offer food you’d be…
Throughout the summer, “Best Beaches” will highlight the best beach spots Broward has to offer. Don’t agree? Check back next week; your favorite beach in Broward could be next. We certainly saved the best for last in our search for the best beach in Broward county. We must say that…
The Miami Dolphins won their third preseason “dress rehearsal” game last night against the Atlanta Falcons, 17-6. Super Bowl? Obviously. While the score is by far from the most important thing to come out of the gloried scrimmage, there were many things that occurred within those 60 minutes that are worth…
And then there were two. Following the successful launch of their first South Florida location in Coral Springs this past April, Lucky’s Market has announced in October they will be opening the doors to their second store in Plantation. The affordable natural foods market — best known for their free…
Throughout the summer, “Best Beaches” will highlight the best beach spots Broward has to offer. Don’t agree? Check back next week; your favorite beach in Broward could be next. Hallandale Beach; the place that isn’t quite in Miami, but is barely in Broward. Hallandale Beach gets overshadowed by the famously-named…
On October 11, 1987 42-0 the Miami Dolphins beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the first ever game played at Joe Robbie Stadium, since that day the team has had; eleven different head coaches, a 237-233 win-loss record, just six playoff victories, and zero Super Bowl appearances. Compared to the…
By the time we hit the holiday season, we may look back and say 2016 was the year of the comic book. This year alone we’ve already seen Superman vs. Batman, Suicide Squad, Captain America: Civil War, X-Men: Apocalypse, and Deadpool hit the big screen. More than ever, Hollywood is…
Throughout the summer, “Best Beaches” will highlight the best beach spots Broward has to offer. Don’t agree? Check back next week; your favorite beach in Broward could be next. Who doesn’t like rooting for the underdog? You know the saying it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s…
