2014 Winterfest Boat Parade: Where to Watch, Park, and Avoid Traffic

The Seminole Hard Rock Winterfest Boat Parade takes place this Saturday night, and if you’re planning on going, this is your life-hack-guide to navigating the night. “The Greatest Show on H2O” aka “The World’s Most Watched Boat Parade” aka “Why Does A Boat Show Have Multiple Nicknames” is going with…

Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do at Your Office Holiday Party

It’s December, and you know what that means: lots of holiday parties. You know what else that means? Lots and lots of opportunities to completely embarrass yourself and erase everything you worked so hard for this entire year. Merry Christmas, everyone! Holiday parties are not created equal. Some are a…

Miami Heat Fall to 9-9; Should We Panic?

This is not what Miami Heat fans signed up for, and it’s definitely not what the Miami Heat organization has been bragging about for months; right now, the Miami Heat are just not that good. The Heat loss to the Atlanta Hawks 112-102 Wednesday night drops it to an even…

Five Black Friday Myths, Busted!

Annnnd they’re off! The countdown is on. You’re officially on the clock when it comes to getting your holiday shopping done, so you should probably get on that. Today is Black Friday, generally accepted as the biggest shopping day of the year. Last year, 225,000,000 people shopped on Black Friday…

Ten Things South Florida Is Thankful For

Come Friday afternoon, you’ll be either sleeping because you just got home from Black Friday shopping or you’ll be at the gym, working off all the food you ate the day prior. That’s right, it’s almost turk-a-lurk day; time to get your fat pants out, Fatty McFatterson. See also: Ten…

Five Things Hurricanes and Seminoles Fans Can Agree Upon

In less than 40 hours, Hurricanes fans and Seminoles fans alike will flock to the Sun Life Stadium parking lots to share the same tailgate grounds, and this is going to shock you, but some of them might not exactly have the nicest things to say to each other. Hey,…

700 Evacuated From Palm Beach-Bound Bahamas Celebration Cruise

This past Friday night, a whole lot of people aboard the Bahamas Celebration cruise liner had little reason to celebrate, as the cruise ship ran aground just outside Bahamas Freeport Harbour. Seven hundred passengers and crew aboard a Halloween cruise got a scare to remember when they were forced to…

Fifteen Halloween Costumes These Famous Floridians Should Wear

Today is Halloween Eve, so if you haven’t decided on your costume yet, congratulations, you’re probably cutting eyeholes out of a bed sheet tonight! I get it: You’ve been too busy; Halloween sneaked up on you. It happens. If you think you have no time to go browsing the aisles…

Ten Reasons the Florida Panthers Should Leave South Florida

Contrary to popular belief, the Florida Panthers are still a thing that exists in South Florida. Despite attendance bordering on bat-mitzvah levels, annual losses of $25 million to $30 million, and a total lack of local coverage or interest, the team continues to state that it plans on sticking out…

The Ten Most Florida Halloween Costumes

Yes, it’s already time to start thinking about your Halloween costume — the triumphant return of pumpkin-spice everything should have been your first clue that fall was fast approaching. Lucky for you, you live in Florida, where Halloween costume ideas practically throw themselves in front of your face every day…

The Miami Dolphins Must Win Sunday, Or It’s All Over

The Dolphins season is at a breaking point, and a loss Sunday would be the final karate-chop that shatters it into a million aqua pieces. Coming off a complete stinker of a blowout loss to the totally beatable Kansas City Chiefs at home last week, Sunday’s game in London against…

Dwyane Wade’s Eight Most Questionable Fashion Choices (Photos)

Listen, as you prepare for tomorrow’s game three of the Eastern Conference championship, remember: Dwyane Wade is your boy. But even your boy is indefensible at times. Tuesday night, Wade wore flood pants, and yes, this was another one of those times his fashion choices left you just shaking your…

FPL’s New Solar Energy Program: Just More Greenwashing?

Florida Power & Light Co. has announced plans for a new solar partnership pilot program. The program would include FPL installing new solar-powered generating facilities in Florida communities, including Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach. But it would be funded by voluntary contributions — $9 a month — from FPL…

Blackfish Producer to Be Honored by PETA at Sublime Vegan Restaurant

Manny Oteyza, best-known as the producer of the documentary Blackfish that was watched by more than 21 million people on CNN, will be honored by Fort Lauderdale philanthropist and restaurateur Nanci Alexander at her Fort Lauderdale gourmet vegan hot spot Sublime Restaurant & Bar this weekend. Fred Schneider, from the…

Florida Lawmakers Voice Their Support of Medical Marijuana

Multiple medical marijuana bills are bouncing around the statehouse, and more and more Florida Lawmakers are beginning to voice their support of the approval of medical marijuana in the state. Democratic Rep. Katie Edwards, Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz, and Senator Jeff Clemens took turns Monday voicing their opinions on the…