Flyer of the Week: Christian Death at PS14 August 9

​It was 1979 and punk was being born again in the glitter-flecked primordial muck of Los Angeles. Late-blooming skinheads and bands like Black Flag, the Circle Jerks, and the Germs were bashing the West Coast hardcore scene into shape, using little more than blunt force. For most fans of aggro…

Flyer of the Week: DJ Falcon at SET August 8

Flyer designed by Michael Tamzil | tamzdesigns.com​In the vaguely menacing gloam of this first dying decade of the 21st century, the people continue to party hard. It’s an obsessive, have-fun-or-die type of mindset that cannot be deterred, no matter the consequences. And to a large extent, Frenchy sensations Guy-Manuel de…

Flyer of the Week: Coke Bust Goes Ape-Shit at House of Pain August 10

Believe it … There are chimps living among us. And when these wild animals aren’t busy ripping the faces off unwitting citizens, they’re insidiously hard to spot. Cleverly camouflaged in people clothes with their hair cropped and parted smartly down the middle of the skull, they’re shopping in our supermarkets…

Flyer of the Week: Local Motion 3 Fights Cancer at Nocturnal August 7

Flyer design by Kent Hernandez Sometimes a party isn’t just a party. Sometimes it’s Local Motion, the annual charity electro concert benefiting the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life, organized by Loscar Rodriguez, a.k.a. HenceSoLo, and presented by Lexyn Intelligence and Nocturnal. First launched in February 2006, Local Motion has…

Flyer of the Week: Mary Jane Mondays at Jazid

A minute ago, still buzzing from the twin highs of payday and a certain psychotropic substance, I had the sudden realization: Green is a very good color. For a second, it seemed like a weird kind of intellectual smoke that meant precisely nothing, just floating past. Then, the rest came:…

Friday Night: ¡Mayday! at Transit Lounge

BernBiz and ¡Mayday! blow up at Transit on Friday ¡Mayday! Friday, June 19, 2009 Transit Lounge, Miami Better than: A photo of yourself. The Review: Sometimes a club fills with 400 and every single one seems to be starring in his or her own personal reality show. That was the scene at Transit Friday…

MP3 of the Day: “Junkyard Dog” by ¡Mayday!, Playing Transit Tonight

From the moment local hip hop crew ¡Mayday! got their first DSL hookup, the self-described “sound bombers” have proven themselves to cunning manipulators of modern internet technology. Like a half-feral band of dystopian techno-guerillas, they’ve managed to sidestep the bombed-out remains of the post-Napster music industry — YouTubing, MySpacing, and…

Saturday Night: Jazid’s 13th Anniversary Party

DJ Le Spam and crew tear up the main room at Jazid on Saturday Featuring the Spam Allstars, Suenalo, and more Saturday, June 13, 2009  Jazid, Miami Beach  Better than: Bottle service and a roomful of fake tits.  It was 9:13 p.m. and across the street on Washington Ave., a…

Wednesday Night: New York Dolls at Culture Room

David Johansen of the New York Dolls at the Culture Room on WednesdayNew York Dolls  Wednesday, June 10, 2009  Culture Room, Ft. Lauderdale  Better than: A half-authentic tribute act.  Maybe I’m a natural-born negative creep. Or maybe my inner lonely planet boy has been shocked out of his bubble a…

The 420 Music Fest is an Epic Force of Nature

Like a quartet of massive underwater explosions, the next four nights of REV Miami’s 420 Fest carry enough combined payload (80 bands total!) that a tsunami of awesome noise looks inevitable. And after Thursday’s pre-festival Kickoff Party at Black Sheep Bar–superpacked with local weirdos such as Oceanaire, Dyslexic Postcards, and…

Fall Out Boy Show Moved to Pompano Beach Amphitheatre

Nothing adds megawatts of hype to a South Florida appearance by tabloid twink Pete Wentz like a last-minute Boca ban. Initially, he and his fellow Fall Out Boys were planning to publicly flash their musical junk from the stage at Mizner Park. But now, their pop-punk exhibitionism has been relocated…

The Aboveground Underground: A Post-Opening Look at Poprox

Show up half-wasted at 2 a.m. and you might miss Poprox entirely. Reason being, the Beach’s newest rock bar belongs to a breed of boutique clubs that puts a premium on being small, exclusive, and difficult to locate. In fact, the advertised street address (2701 Collins Ave.) is no more…

Do Not Party on a Diet

The weekend is a sacred fun zone and no bummers whatsoever will be accepted. Therefore, the following things are unconditionally outlawed: 1) Glowstick fists, 2) drunken emo rants about your ex, and 3) dudes in rhinestone dragon tees. Oh, and another note: The idea of carb-counting — or counting of…

He Cut the Rug, but His Jokes Aren’t Bald

Under constant threat from snarky bloggers and 24-hour tabloid television, the average celebrity lifespan has been cut from 15 minutes to mere nanoseconds. The result: a terrorized star population with a mania for “expanding the brand!” And the wired world should probably just surrender, because diversification isn’t only for stockbrokers…

Interfaith Prayers, Ice Skating, and Leather Fetish?

Back in ’94, Winter Party Festival started as a one-off charity blowout for the gay and lesbian community. Now, a decade-and-a-half later, the yearly bash has become a massive week long frenzy of 10,000 international guests, flash mobbing 25 events split between Miami, South Beach, and Fort Lauderdale. The 2009…