Big Government

Bashing the government is nothing new. It’s been done since the beginning of time. All right, well, the beginning of civil society. Regardless, when you’re sitting there laughing at the foibles and follies of the members of Congress — let’s be honest, it’s been pure comedic relief over the past…

Everyone Loves The Irish

Different nationalities are known for different things. The English are known for being uptight. The French are known for snobbery. The Germans: rigid perfection. And then there are the Irish. No nationality screams fun more than the Irish. Would you expect otherwise from the people who own the most pubs…

So You Think They Can Dance?

Given all of the new dance shows and contests, it’s fairly obvious that most people like to watch others dance. And sad to say, most like to watch novices, because they’re secretly hoping they’ll fall. If you’re one of those, there’s a chance your wishes might be granted this Sunday…

Mocking Matters

South Floridians are not known for inquisitively discussing intellectual topics like politics, social issues, and generational divides. That would seriously interfere with time designated for reading gossip mags at the beach. If you’re looking to explore some conversation topics less common in South Florida while having a laugh, the sketch…

Spring Break Is Here: Five Places to Avoid the Amateurs

For perverted old men: the best time of the year is here. Spring break has come to Fort Lauderdale. And unless you’re into perving on young college students, you probably don’t want to leave your house. Whether you like it or not, hordes of drunken 18- to 22-year-olds will be…

GE Mandatory Labeling Laws Introduced in Florida

Genetically engineered foods have been a concern of many for quite some time now. For years, it was more an issue for vegetarians, environmentalists, pseudo-hippies, and ethically concerned chefs than for the general population. Not anymore. The presence — and subsequent failure — of Proposition 37 on California’s ballot in…

Cocktails and Canines at Posh: Help Save Desperate Dogs

Anytime you go out on a Saturday night, you know you’re going to blow through some money. Unfortunately, all you’re going to get in return is a deflated bank account and some possible drunken remorse. If, for once, you would actually like to get drunk for a good cause, Posh is…

Trivial Pursuits

Have all of those lost hours spent perusing the interweb made you feel like a superpowered hard drive filled with random, pointless facts? If so, here’s your opportunity to put that useless information to good use: Trivia Factory at American Social. Covering every topic, the event is a sure-fire way…

Learn to Crawl

Every city has its nickname. New York is the Big Apple. New Orleans: the Big Easy. Philly is the City of Brotherly Love. And then there’s Fort Lauderdale: AKA Fort Liquordale. Obviously, we’re best-known for one thing — drinking. So it would be rather fitting that the city named after…

We Have a Piper Down

Most people tend to know only a handful of things about Scotland: bagpipes, haggis, Scotch, kilts, and Mel Gibson. We get it: Those things are either pretty gross — haggis — or pretty cool. Who doesn’t love those epic scenes in Braveheart? Or Scotch? If you’re looking to get your…

National Margarita Day Is Today: Rocco’s Tacos Running Specials

It seems like there is a food holiday almost every day of the year: National S’mores day, National Burger Day, National Beer Day, National Hot Dog Day, National Nachos Day. There’s even a National Pizza With the Works Except Anchovies Day. No, seriously.Well, today is one of the better food…

Party on Sistrunk

Sistrunk was not the ideal place to hang out a few years ago. Abandoned buildings and empty lots do not exactly lend themselves to a celebratory atmosphere. Not anymore. The historical street is now superfancy, with brick-designed crosswalks and landscaped medians. And this Saturday, the fancy new street will host…