Broward Sheriff Visits Ocala to Pitch Sheriff-Controlled Fire Department

Broward Sheriff Al Lamberti was in Marion County earlier this week, singing the praises of his predecessor’s decision to place countywide firefighting services under the auspices of the sheriff’s office.Monday’s two-hour session was the first time the panel heard first-hand from the architects and practitioners of the model [Marion Sheriff…

Five Reasons to Save the Broward Historical Commission

A couple of weeks ago we wrote about how the Broward Historical Commission lost all its funding in the recent round of budget cuts — and how it’s set to be absorbed by the already-beleaguered library department. We stopped by the brand-new commission offices — paid for with county tax…

The Morning After: Marco Rubio, God, and You

Although Broward County election results saw a dead split between Marco Rubio and party-line pushover Kendrick Meek in the three-way race for U.S. Senator, statewide Rubio swept 49% of the vote, leaving Meek and Gov. Charlie Crist with less than 30% each. Rubio’s strongest showing was in northern counties like…

Voting Today? Watch Out for the Fake Tea Party

Come on, admit it: At some point on your way down the ballot, you just turn off your brain and start filling in the bubbles that correspond to your party affiliation. This is especially true when you get down to, say, commissioner of agriculture and state representatives that you’ve never…

U.S. Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske: “Marijuana Is Not Medicine”

There’s a conference under way in West Palm Beach called “Rx for Change: Targeting Prescription Drug Abuse.” One of the major talking points is the staggering number of accidental deaths related to prescription drug abuse: seven every day in Florida. That’s more than the number of car-crash deaths per year…

Broward Historical Commission Got New Home, Now Loses All Its Funding

When Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler jogged through Sailboat Bend with his entourage last Monday, he made a point to stop at the newly renovated offices of the Broward County Historical Commission. But a couple of weeks before, the Broward County Commission had axed the historical organization’s entire $275,000 budget…

Michael Moore Invades South Florida, Answers Questions at Film Fest

Acclaimed scruffy documentarian Michael Moore showed up, clean shaven, to Cinema Paradiso on Saturday night for a sold-out appearance at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival. Beforehand, he answered questions from reporters (and a smattering of film-dazed Florida socialites) about his films and the state of the world.Moore let slip…

Florida Law Enforcement: Tough on Sagging Pants

Flickr: spookyriggs​It’s the land of Bernie Madoff, Scott Rothstein, prescription drug overdoses, concealed carry, extortion, Mob money, gang violence, and more… but Florida sheriffs have a new menace on their hands. The case of the sagging pants.”It’s a fashion thing,” the Fort Pierce Tribune quotes 27-year-old Antwuane Goodman as saying…

The Untold Story of Broward’s Other Traffic Cameras: Part II

Traffic Signal Supervisor Brett Henderson opens the box.​You’re sitting in a car, waiting for the light to change, when you notice a spindly little white camera peering down at you. Is this a red-light camera? Some sinister plot to spy on drivers? Nope, just a new way to control traffic…

Seiler’s Mobile Office Hours: Got a Complaint? Catch Him if You Can

timsmith.com​Imagine a society in which citizens must work to air their grievances, where every complaint to city hall requires a bit of physical effort. Would this weed out the gadflies? Apparently not.Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler’s new “mobile office hours” involve a monthly jog/walk through a neighborhood of the city…

Happy Awkward Friday

Sun-Sentinel​It’s just that kind of day. I’ve driven over a curb, showed up late, forgotten basic skills, had meetings canceled. Apparently I’m not alone. Behold the spate of awkward news:News 10 truck tips overWhen I entered the courthouse this morning, police cars and news trucks were gathered on SE Sixth…

Sack Satz, Says Exonerated Domain Entrepreneur

mikesatz.comDanny Pryor​Let’s say you really, really don’t like somebody in a position of power. What do you do? Send letters? Pass on some dirt to New Times (yes, please)? Testify to the county commission? Deliver dog poo?Well, if your specialty happens to be creating domain names and building hundreds of…

Spate of SoFla Bank Robberies Is Dramatic but Not Unusual

​This past week saw a series of headline-friendly bank robberies in South Florida. Two of them involved bomb threats scribbled on notes, in which the offenders were arrested within minutes of the attempted robberies. The most recent, at the BankAtlantic branch on Fairway Drive in Deerfield Beach, was more dramatic,…