South Florida Gets Southern

It’s time to grab your “Friends in Low Places,” even if they’re “Much Too Young,” because “If Tomorrow Never Comes,” at least you won’t regret seeing some of your favorite Garth Brooks songs played in tribute to the man himself. No, Brooks probably won’t be attending, but that’s no reason…

Who Doesn’t Love a Bikini Parade?

As beach-loving Floridians, there’s really only one thing we fear: sharks. But a close second is melanoma. July is UV Safety Month, and what’s the best way to raise awareness about the most common form of cancer in 25- to 29-year-olds? Have more than 450 women dress in their bikinis,…

Museums: Not Just for Lookin’ At

The Norton Museum is a museum of many hats. Not literally; it doesn’t actually have a hat display (though it would be awesome if it did). What we mean is that the Norton is called a Museum of Art, but it doesn’t limit exhibits to painting or sculpture. Music, film,…

Football Camp Done Right

Kids are great. There are little re-creations of yourself through whom you can vicariously relive all of your childhood joys and fix all of your own mistakes and regrets — with hardly any trauma to their little psyches. Probably. Maybe. If you’re a football fan, you can send your precious…

Stretch Your Yoga Skills

You’ve learned all of your asanas. You’ve mastered your downward dog, moved from crane pose to firefly, and can fold yourself into a perfect lotus flower. You are ready to take your practice to the next level and share your yogic wisdom with others. Simply Yoga of Delray Beach is…

Does The Hunger Games Deserve the Harry Potter and Twilight Treatment?

Recently, Hollywood filmmakers are splitting up book-based movies faster than Scientology is splitting up marriages. Just yesterday, it was announced that Mockingjay, the final book in The Hunger Games trilogy, is going to be made into two separate films. Our response: Holy Twilight-copying-Harry-Potter hell! It’s no small wonder that Lionsgate…

Down With Comic-Con and Up With Tate’s

It’s con season, and with that come events like Florida’s Supercon as well as the Almighty of cons, San Diego’s Comic-Con. But if you can’t afford a ticket across the country, don’t fret; there is an alternative that is equally as nerdy as it is convenient. Everyone’s favorite comic book…

Get Craft-tastic!

In this tight economic time, there’s pressure to DIY, but after gathering your needles, thread, hammers, clasps, paint, and everything else crafty, you might find the result isn’t worth the effort. Although it’s certainly admirable to take on these projects, it’s just as admirable to realize you are significantly less…

Eat Good Food, Help Good Dogs

Life ain’t all puppies and rainbows, but it can be* on Saturday at the Yappy Yard Sale, which raises money for local dog rescues. The 50-percent-off yard sale at the Bow-Wow Resort store not only benefits Shepherd Help and Rescue Effort (SHARE) and the Be Kind to Animals Rescue but…

Support Reading, Get a Free Drink

Everyone knows the importance of a good education, and unless you want to grow up to be Bill or Ted without the excellent adventures, reading is superimportant. It’s the first step in critical thinking, understanding, and growing up to read great works of literature like Twilight or Fifty Shades of…

Gays and Broadway and Laughter — Oh My!

With Glee and Smash off the air right now, many South Floridians are missing their fix of all things musical. Luckily, the Fort Lauderdale Gay Men’s Chorus is here to satisfy your wanton Broadway needs. Celebrate diversity through music, laughter, and some adult-themed humor in their “Comedy Tonight” show. Be…

Honk(y Tonk) If You Like Summer

Floridians are already enduring the sticky heat of summer. Instead of crying yourself to sleep because you don’t live closer to a daiquiri bar, celebrate all that summer has to offer. The Norton Museum of Art in West Palm Beach is hosting a Summer SOULstice Honky-Tonk from 5 p.m. to…

Happy Juneteenth!

When you think of a Key West-style tiki bar, you instantly think of the abolition of slavery, amirite? Well, after this you will. On behalf of the Spady Cultural Heritage Museum in Delray Beach, the Crane’s BeachHouse Hotel & Tiki Bar will host a Juneteenth Celebration Thursday honoring the oldest-known…

Live Long and Love Art

Thanks to J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek prequel that was a “force” to be reckoned with, no longer does the Trekkie nerd collective have to hide in its bedroom debating who was the better captain in the brains-versus-brawn debate. And it’s fitting that the Trekverse should help to herald nerdom’s emergence…

Sirens Sing Their Songs

If the Sirens in Homer’s Odyssey appeal to you more than Ulysses himself, then this event might be right up your alley. Sirens & Strings: An Acou-chix Experience is a musical show featuring veteran and up-and-coming female acoustic musical acts. But it’s important to remember the old saying, “The only…

Ahoy, Scallywags and Scurvy Knaves

Avast, sea dogs an’ landlubbers! ‘Tis time t’ set yer sails an’ find yer inner seafarin’ hearty this June on the Black Sparrow, the mightiest ship yet t’ sail th’ treacherous waters o’ Peanut Isle, ARRR! For those of you who have lived with your feet firmly planted on land,…

Alternative Healing for Alternative Minds

Alternative medicine is for those who not only think outside the box but also who are open to the idea that it may not even be a box in the first place. While it’s true that nontraditional healing requires not only an open mind but a bit of blind faith,…

Measure Up, Fight Cancer

If you find yourself at a Macy’s next week and see outstretched hands reaching for your nipple zeppelins, do yourself a favor and hold off calling 911. Wacoal Bras & Lingerie’s Fi(gh)t for the Cure campaign and Macy’s have joined forces to not only rid the world of gravity-plagued flesh…