“I don’t do spread-eagle shots for the camera, so I don’t think Hustler is going to work out,” Olivia Sprauer told the Huffington Post in mid-May. Looks like it will, actually. Olivia Sprauer — er, sorry, Victoria Valentine James — has announced she’s doing a Hustler porno shoot. (Today!)…
The family of a Florida man killed several months ago released a video late last week that shows the last horrifying moments of 38-year-old Marlon Brown, who the family’s attorney says had fled cops over an alleged seat belt violation. The chase scene through a vegetable garden shown in the…
There’s a miracle worker in Delray Beach, a wizard in a white robe who can make make appendages grow back like an amphibian. His name is Eugenio Rodriguez, a surgeon schooled at the University of Puerto Rico, who just made a jockey’s finger grow back…
Maybe it’s because it was in the middle of a weekday afternoon. Or there’s the fact that the Florida Panthers will likely have a profoundly terrible season this year. Not to mention this is South Florida. And there’s little redemption for hockey fans here. A fact clearly on display Monday…
UPDATE, September 19: This story has been updated to incorporate responses from the Fort Lauderdale mayor and police department. The City of Fort Lauderdale has filed fresh charges against David Parker, who was one of two men beaten by bouncers at Dirty Blondes earlier this summer in a graphically violent…
“Jacob,” the woman asks the giggling brown-haired boy sitting at a grand piano that’s big enough, by the looks of it, to eat him whole. “What song are you practicing?” “Sonita,” Jacob Valezquez tells his mother, Tina, who begins to chuckle with him. But no one laughs after Jacob begins…
Early in the morning on August 10, Christina West was pulled over by police after crashing her vehicle on the roads of Tallahassee. A video affixed to the cop cars captured the bust and exposed what may be one of the most violent and horrifying DUI stops in recent state…
The killer arrived just after lunch. Clutching a sawed-off shotgun in a leather-gloved hand, he slipped through the back door of a long, stucco dental office. But then, because he wore a ski mask and the afternoon burned hot, he coughed. Down a narrow hallway at the front of the…
Gov. Rick Scott swung through Fort Lauderdale yesterday as part of a campaign-style “tax cut tour” to galvanize support for a quixotic $500 million tax cut he wants to jam through the state Legislature this coming term. Calling it his “primary goal” for next year, Scott again reiterated the apparent…
Usually, we go easy on columnist Frank Cerabino. The Palm Beach Post soothsayer, who looks like he should be ensconced in a cubicle somewhere selling insurance, seems like a nice guy. And, make no mistake, it’s harder than it looks to write five 700-word columns per week — and be…
Rapper Gucci Mane, one of the most prolific and controversial rappers to come out of the South in the last decade, has taken legal shrapnel again. In the last few weeks, he’s been arrested and accused of striking a fan with a champagne bottle, sued for overbooking shows, beefed on…
Fort Lauderdale police have arrested the owner of an emaciated doberman on charges stemming from an unrelated incident in Polk County, authorities said early this evening. When police investigated social media reports of a starving dog at 1636 Northeast 17th Avenue, they discovered 23-year-old D’Anthony Dontrel Davis — who had…
D’Anthony Davis, the owner of a doberman named Duchess, which neighbors allege he starved and kept chained outside during the hottest weeks of the summer, was arrested this afternoon, three separate witnesses told New Times. Amy Roman, who has championed the dog’s cause through her group 101+ Abandoned Dogs, says…
A lot of wild antics have inundated Fort Lauderdale beach this summer. First, Dirty Blondes. Then, the Fort Lauderdale police arrested the slackline guy six times and threw him in jail five times. And now this. A video has surfaced showing what appears to be a pair of Fort Lauderdale…
Benjamin Prows settled a pirate mask over his brown eyes, took a deep breath, and tiptoed out onto the slackline — nothing but 12 feet of air between him and the ground. Anything but a conformist, Prows dresses like Jack Sparrow, juggles daily, and lives on a 65-foot catamaran. But…
Benjamin Prows settled a pirate mask over his brown eyes, took a deep breath, and tiptoed out onto the slackline — nothing but 12 feet of air between him and the ground. Anything but a conformist, Prows dresses like Jack Sparrow, juggles daily, and lives on a 65-foot catamaran. But…
In a case of a bank manager acting like a bank manager, a Missouri bank chairman admitted earlier this week that he misappropriated nearly $400,000 worth of TARP money — and instead bought a luxury home in South Florida. According to court documents filed on Tuesday, the money, which the…
His name is Vulture. And he has the most incredible party trick this side of that one guy who could turn water into wine. It’s called “buttwater,” and while entirely infantile and moronic, this is just about the coolest and funniest thing we’ve seen in a looooong time…
We’ve all got our kinks, but some are more difficult than others to satisfy. Every porn or sex shop sells vibrators and lube. It may even hawk strange and edible undergarments. But what it doesn’t have? Horrendously smelly socks…
A Boca Raton “gothic” and lingerie model set fire to five cars across the suburbs, authorities say. The Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office told the Palm Beach Post that Rose Cohen, 18, and pal Christoper MacDonald lit across a neighborhood near Powerline Road and U.S. 441, where they also allegedly razed…
So, let’s say you’re George Zimmerman. Wait, we take that back. (Sorry for the offense.) Let’s say you’re pretending to be George Zimmerman in a highly hypothetical moment of conjecture. Better? Better…
In the wake of a still-simmering controversy, which pushed the legality of pit bulls in Broward County into question, President Barack Obama announced earlier this week that he doesn’t consider any legislation that bans a specific dog breed to be sound governance. And, for a moment at least, pit bulls…
