In her first video since the original Prancercise video went bonkers — netting 7.6 million views, sending the Prancercise Lady to the Today Show and bringing in a New Times feature story — Joanna Rohrback released her second installment yesterday. And because this is South Florida, it’s “X Rated.” Sort…

When a Florida house cat named BearBear went missing sometime last week, owner Linda Craig at first didn’t worry. BearBear often romped about the neighborhood in Gulfport outside Tampa. But as Tuesday melted into Wednesday and BearBear didn’t return for breakfast all week, Craig began to think something was wrong…

Under normal conditions, a candidate running for local office who’d been arrested twice for impersonating a cop, and who’d worked briefly “behind the scenes” for a gay porn company would think very long and hard about what, exactly, he’s going to spend his campaign money on. There are two reasons…

Though the conditions were far from ideal, Joanna Rohrback just had to Prancercise®. Sure, it was too humid outside. Yes, the location — a casino parking lot in Pompano Beach — was anything but bucolic. And of course, there wasn’t any music. But Rohrback had an easy fix. She popped…

Just when you thought it was over, it wasn’t. Yesterday, future Hall Of Fame slugger David Ortiz and fellow all star Jose Bautista decided to warm up by Prancercising down the streets of New York. Hailing the segment as “Prancercise with Big Papi,” Ortiz says, “Time to stop talking, and…

Gather ’round, ladies! Do we have a chance of a lifetime. This just in to New Times HQ: There’s a man with boyishly good looks who has a fetish for cop outfits and orange thongs, and he wants YOU (yes, you) to shoot photographs. Of him. Stripping. Naked. And he…

Here are the most sweeping and absurdly naive conclusions that an anonymous member of the Zimmerman jury delivered last night to Anderson Cooper: 1) Race had nothing to do with Zimmerman stopping, then killing Trayvon Martin. 2) Zimmerman is merely guilty of using bad judgment. 3) Zimmerman was right to…

Late last week, the gang over at Gawker channeled a vitriol that’s distinct to New York: subway hate. Well, here in South Florida, we may not have any subways, but we sure as hell have a lot of hate. And most of it is home to I-95 — where everything…

A former Boca Raton high school athlete and science standout killed himself by hanging last year — and was not murdered, a Singapore coroner ruled yesterday. The ruling sided against Todd’s parents, who say their son, an engineer working in Singapore, had been killed after working on highly secretive materials…

Four lawyers were squeezed around a table at a crowded Dunkin’ Donuts near Nova Southeastern University’s campus last year when strange happenings began to occur. They’d met to conduct depositions at — yes, apparently — a Dunkin’ Donuts, and one of the attorneys, a dark-haired lawyer named Richard Celler, was…

Hey there, college girls. Do I have a deal for you. As you can see from my Craigslist ad, if you act now, you may have a chance to live with me, a man who can do you right. Aren’t you tired of all of those dweebs around campus? They…

Well this one just got weird. FAU Professor James Tracy, who’s theorized both the Boston Bombing and the Sandy Hook shootings were staged by the government, has now challenged the Sun Sentinel to a debate because he’s butt-hurt over the backlash. Tracy didn’t specify how, exactly, an individual could conceivably…

In one of the strangest and most free-wheeling interviews in the last month, Taylor Chapman, who obtained internet notoriety two weeks ago after delivering a racist and profane tirade at Dunkin’ Donuts, admitted several things to New Times this afternoon in her first public interview. One, she says she’s stripped…

Ronald French was apparently a Renaissance man of the highest form. After graduating from FAU several years ago he bounced across the ocean and became not only a high-flying model, but also a hilariously boring and good looking actor in Italian made-for-TV movies, the most famous of which was Matrimonio…

On a bright and humid Saturday morning, a tanned woman approaches a Dunkin’ Donuts counter, brandishes an iPhone, and informs the employees they’re under “video surveillance.” They’d forgotten her receipt the night before, she proclaims, so now she’s returned for a free meal. And revenge. In a hoarse voice, she…

Yesterday, for reasons that still aren’t entirely clear, the Baltimore Ravens picked a fight with the Miami Heat. And then got smacked in the mouth with a little thing called THE TRUTH. A little background: The Ravens were on Twitter yesterday afternoon and dispatched a fraud of a picture misportraying…

So here’s a happy and kinda strange ending. Remember that guy who patiently withstood Taylor Chapman’s tirade a few weeks ago? Well, he just made $11,000. Thanks to an Indiegogo campaign launched by someone called Carl J Speed II — colloquially described as the “enlister of good deeds” — this…

On a bright and humid Saturday morning, a tanned woman approaches a Dunkin’ Donuts counter, brandishes an iPhone, and informs the employees they’re under “video surveillance.” They’d forgotten her receipt the night before, she proclaims, so now she’s returned for a free meal. And revenge. “You’re a complete cunt sand-nigger…

Over the weekend, the word “JIHAD” in bold and black letters materialized on the side of 1-95 North near Delray Beach, without a word of explanation. Next, on SW Fourth Avenue, police found a sticker emblazoned with the word “Jihad” clinging to an electrical box. Was this all the work…