Speaker Pelosi Visiting Hollywood Monday

Nancy Pelosi will appear at a news conference Monday with Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz to announce $1.5 million in funding for Broward Community & Family Health Centers. That money’s a tiny chunk of the nearly $800 billion federal stimulus package that passed in February. With a policy that huge, Democrats…

Local Blogs in Most Dire Need of an Update

You don’t have to tell me that a blog is a beast with a bottomless appetite. I do sympathize with other local bloggers procrastinating their next post. But only to a point. Remember: There’s a fine line between a blog and a time capsule. In this era of crumbling daily…

Secret to a Great Retirement: Football Fraud

John Madden, an old man who spends half the year tooling around America in an enormous, obnoxious, pimped-out house on wheels, stopping only to watch the week’s best football game while muttering semi-coherently, is retiring from that job, according to news reports.Asked for their reaction, everyone among a generation of…

Sunrise Learns Hassles of Hiring a City Attorney With Conflicts

They should have seen this coming. Last year, when the Sunrise City Commission chose as its new city attorney, Stuart Michelson, it guaranteed itself a future full of ethical quandaries. The latest one is whether it’s ethically appropriate for Michelson to advise a charter review board whose decisions will influence…

Wasserman Schultz Pummeled in Press

This time of year, the nation’s college football teams stage spring practices, and in a measure to spare quarterbacks from risk of injury, teams dress that player in a red or yellow jersey — a visual reminder to linebackers that this one player is untouchable. When Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz…

Cats in the Cradle Have the Silver Spoon

South Florida’s most exclusive real estate is crawling with feral cats who have — in a fashion that the children of a wealthy divorced couple might appreciate — been playing one of their benefactors against the other. It’s “PB Cats” versus “Island Cats of Palm Beach,” both of whom would…

Mark Foley to Make Film Debut Next Week; Will Charlie Get a Role?

Just when things had finally quieted down for uncloseted former Palm Beach Congressman Mark Foley, here comes a documentary called Outrage by notorious celluloid provocateur Kirby Dick. In advance of its debut next week at the Tribeca Film Festival, the picture is getting buzz for being controversial, if only because…

Basketball Grim Reaper to Coach FIU

As rumors go, it was far too good to be true, and then it happened: Isiah Thomas is coming to South Florida, to coach Florida International’s basketball team. Oh, but this will make some good blog!Thomas, of course, is as brainless as a coach/GM as he was brilliant as a…

Hallandale Beach Commissioners Have Extraordinary Powers of Memory

Hallandale Beach has a fairly quirk-tastic government. Remember the one about the city manager to whom it paid nearly a half-million last year? Good stuff. Another quirk: the commissioners habit of waiting several months, even years, to approve the minutes of past meetings. At this Wednesday’s meeting the city will…

Weston Zip Code Teeming with Ramirezes

There’s a bona fide baseball bromance brewing between two Dominican baseball stars: home team hero Hanley Ramirez and his shortstop colleague on the New York Mets, Jose Reyes. Newsday reports that the happy couple recently shared a meal at Ramirez’s Fort Lauderdale home — though to be precise, H.R. lives…

A Florida Panther on the Brink of Extinction

I’m not talking about actual Panthers, but yeah, that too. I’m talking about the best Florida Panther hockey player — defenseman Jay Bouwmeester. Last night, after the team’s playoff hopes collapsed for the eighth, nearly record-setting year in a row, it brought into focus exactly how a franchise manages a…