Crist Walks Into Democrat-Laid Health-Care Trap

Everybody’s still talking about Crist gaffe-ing (lying?) over the Obama appearance, but this quotable moment is, I think, much more precious. Let’s pull out a portion of that Sarasota Herald-Tribune article, which asked for Crist’s opinion of a Senate Democrat health-care reform package that would allow states to opt out…

UPDATED: What Is the Sheriff’s Mustache Hiding?

You may have noticed there’s been a pause since we unveiled the fourth most formidable mustache in Broward and Palm Beach counties. That’s because we were really hoping to get a comment from the man behind Mustache No. 3: Broward Sheriff Al Lamberti. And it’s become clear that those hopes…

Which Video Is More Damaging to Crist?

Is it the one that Rubio’s campaign released yesterday, seen below? Or is it the more controversial one that Rubio has denounced as “offensive” and “grotesque.” (He forgot, “hilarious.”)  I’ve posted that video after the jump…

Quote Machine: Wasserman Schultz Catching Flak for Renaming Public Option

Does “consumer option” sound more inviting than “public option”? How about “competitive option”? In case it does, Fox News is warning its partisan audience that whatever West Broward Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Nancy Pelosi call it, it’s still a “public option” — which still translates to the dreaded “big…

Best to Let Loan Agents’ Conscience Do the Torturing

Southern California and South Florida are the two regions in the U.S. where the housing crisis has been felt most severely. So this story from Southern California should be a cautionary tale for us. However inclined we may be to torture the loan agents who said they could save our…

Morning Juice: Nobody Wants Oil or Feces in Their Backyard

Let’s scan the headlines for this Thursday morning:If you challenged Miramar resident Joe Otano to name one exceptional quality of living next door to  Ellie Boudreau, here’s what he’d say: “What really makes it stand out is the throwing of feces over into my property — human feces.” [WPLG]The attorney…

Former TV Reporter Now Picketing TV Station

Olga Bichachi, a reporter for WPLG-TV (Channel 10) at least as recently as February 2008, has gone rogue! That’s her as part of a picket that took place last week outside her old studio in Hallandale Beach. She sounds pretty convincing — right up to the point where she starts…

Does Dara Torres’ Feel-Good Story Still Feel… Good?

America loves a fierce competitor. And we have a particular soft spot for athletes who prove to be impervious to the ravages of old age. That’s why swimmer Dara Torres, who lives in Parkland, emerged as one of the biggest stars of the 2008 Summer Olympics. At 41, she’s the…

Homeless Taunting Foursome Reunited in Jail

A day after the Broward Sheriff’s Office went public with video evidence against four young men for harassing a homeless man, deputies have rounded up all four. Bradley Wunderlich, 21, was found to already be in custody, at BSO north jail, while the fourth suspect, 19-year-old Nicholas Bakum, turned himself…

Morning Juice: Lantana Police Make a Deposit to Jail

What’s going on in South Florida? Well, this:As Juice insomniacs already know, our local obsession, the so-called Withdrawal Bandit, has finally been caught! Police believe it’s Glenn Hooper, a 53-year-old Hollywood man who went to the well one too many times. Lantana police also busted Hooper’s wife / getaway driver…

Mo’ Mustache Countdown: No. 4

Developer Ron Bergeron is arguably the most powerful man in West Broward. Politicians, lobbyists, journalists: Mere crumbs in a single mighty mustache. Among Bergeron’s many manly acts this year. This summer he dangled a big reward for the capture of whomever was slaughtering horses in South Florida. In May he…

Clarity in Neo-Nazi Stabbings at Ritz

I spoke a few moments ago with Manalapan Police Chief Clay Walker, who told me that the two stabbings that occurred at last night’s speech by Hitler-loving historian David Irving occurred between two men who were attending the secretive event.Walker told me that two men, 31-year-old Christopher Nachtman and 43-year-old…

Deputies Name Suspect in Deerfield Homicide

Ronald Rivera is the name of the suspect wanted for the murder Sunday of 31-year-old Elvin R. Sanchez in Deerfield Beach.From the BSO release:Sanchez’s body was found Sunday, October 25 shortly before 9 o’clock when a man walked outside his residence in the 4100 block of NW 3 Avenue and…