Sue Gunzburger Ad: Geller “Trumped Up False Allegations”

Steve Geller woefully underestimated his opponent, incumbent Sue Gunzburger. Granted, there’s no smoking-gun evidence that Geller was behind the short-lived criminal corruption investigation against Gunzburger, but within local political circles, there’s little doubt in people’s minds.Give Gunzburger credit for calling Geller’s bluff — as well as that by the Broward…

Metro South Florida Is Only 20th Gayest City?

According to experts on The Daily Beast, the South Florida region from Miami to Pompano Beach is the 20th gayest metropolitan area in the U.S. The list was compiled by urban analysts Richard Florida and Gary Cates. But with all due respect to those academics, this region deserves to be…

Thief Who Used a Crucifix as Crowbar Arrested

If the Catholics are right about hell, then a jail sentence is the least of George Albert Horn’s problems. The Fort Lauderdale police have arrested the 48-year-old Horn for using a crucifix to break open a collection box last month at St. John the Baptist Church on Bayview Drive.Horn does…

Gary Morano, Boy Scout Volunteer, Busted for Child Porn

A 65-year-old Davie man who for two years has volunteered with the Boy Scouts has been arrested and charged with 75 counts of possessing child pornography. The man, Gary Morano, allegedly admitted to owning a computer that contained nude images of children ages 6 to 10.Morano has denied assaulting children…

Allen West Claims That Congressman’s Wife Sabotaged Charitable Efforts

​Congressional challenger Allen West has accused incumbent Democrat Ron Klein of conspiring with powerful friends to ensure that West isn’t able to make charitable contributions to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. In a letter posted yesterday, West claims that he and his wife, Dr. Angela Graham-West, accepted a nomination for South Florida’s…

Lauderdale Woman Turning 30 by Having 30 Dates in 30 Days

Wasn’t this a Drew Barrymore flick? Or was that Kate Hudson? In any case, the Juice will do its part to boost the romantic ambitions of Claudia, a Fort Lauderdale newcomer who’s staging a brutal reality show.Hi. I’m Claudia. A year ago, I moved from New York City (where I…

Is Economy Causing America to Curb Its Pets’ Prescriptions?

When the credit cards are maxed out and the bank’s threatening to take your house, it’s a little harder to sympathize with Fido’s exotic skin condition — the one that requires filling expensive prescriptions.PetMed, a pet pharmacy based in Pompano, today reported an 11 percent drop in profits from the…

Mailboxes Are a Voodoo Doll for Cowards

Heads up, local prosecutors: If you insist upon trying criminals in South Florida, your mailboxes will feel the wrath of the accused. Seriously, what kind of chicken-shit defendant thought he could intimidate an assistant U.S. attorney in Palm Beach Gardens by burning her mailbox?Or maybe that’s just the beginning of…

Allen West Outraged by Suggestion He’s Racist Against Himself

After the NAACP passed a resolution declaring the tea party to be a “racist” organization, you knew that Allen West would have something to say. After all, he’s one (if not the only?) tea party-backed congressional candidate who’s African-American. If the tea party is racist, then West’s own tea party…

Boynton Beach Looking for Hipster Bank Robber

The Great Depression had Bonnie and Clyde. This not-quite-great depression of modern times has the gentleman to the right. Yup, a cheap knockoff. I think that’s a trilby he’s wearing, which would have looked better on Clyde Barrow, circa 1933.From the Boynton Beach Police:Boynton Beach Police and the FBI are…

Fugitive From Broward Found in New Jersey

Two months ago, teenager Charles Gay managed to cut off his ankle bracelet and leave Broward County in hopes of never facing charges of violating probation in connection with a 2007 manslaughter conviction.On Thursday, the 19-year-old Gay was arrested by federal marshals who had tracked him to New Jersey, according…