[Updated] Payday: Bernie Gets a Buck Fifty

It’s the day that Bernard Madoff gets to pay for his $65 billion sin. If you had money to invest — and here I’m assuming you’re not one of his victims — then would you invest it on a bet that today the convicted swindler gets a prison sentence of…

At Fox News, Naughty Republicans Must Wear a Scarlet Letter

That’s a screen grab from Fox News’ recent coverage of disgraced Gov. Mark Sanford. Notice the single letter next to Sanford’s name: “D” as in Democrat.In fact, Sanford is a Republican. Now, I understand that typos happen — this blog being the exception to the rule. But this is an…

Trouble’s Her Middle Name: Vice Mayor Is a Woman in Distress

Deerfield Beach Vice Mayor Sylvia Ferguson (previously Poitier) may have had a financial interest in a nonprofit corporation for which she voted to award public funds. Acts of Sedition blogger Chaz Stevens has posted financial documents of the Westside Deerfield Businessmen Association that show the nonprofit owes Lionel Ferguson $74,000,…

Rough Weekend for International Athletes From Boca

Yesterday, just before leaving to represent the U.S. in its only appearance in the FIFA Confederations Cup, in Johannesburg, South Africa, Boca Raton native Jozy Altidore tweeted: “Do you believe? I know I do!!!”On Wednesday, the 19-year-old striker scored the first of the two goals (video above) that toppled the…

Rubio Wins the Week in GOP Senate Race

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the EconomyU.S. Senate candidate Marco Rubio scored two big endorsements this week, plus the criticism of from one of those Democrat-leaning MSNBC talking heads, which kinda counts as an endorsement. About 1:10 in the video above, Hardball host Chris Matthews…

Which Boca Resident Do You Want to Win Wimbledon?

With Roger Federer looming, Andy Roddick may be the only one of the three tennis players from Boca Raton who has a chance to win Wimbledon — and a slight one at that. Mardy Fish has looked better than his 28 ranking. But the real Cinderella is 21-year-old Jesse Levine,…

An Awful Father’s Day

Our condolences to the Forkey family of Boca Raton, which was planning to have a belated Father’s Day celebration this week. Kenneth Forkey was the passenger in a cab that crashed into an idling semitruck on the way to La Guardia International Airport. Forkey, 25, who lived in Manhattan and…

The Recession’s Furriest Victims

So now that you Juice readers know how Feline Friends was deprived of some $11,000 by an opportunistic former treasurer, maybe you’ve been softened up enough to think seriously about adopting a cat.In reporting the two-part story of Feline Friends (Friday’s is here; Monday’s here), I paid a visit to…

Hospital Commissioners Argue Over Next Lawyer

Tension nearly boiled over at this morning’s meeting of the North Broward Hospital District’s Board as commissioners broached the touchy topic of the district’s next general counsel. The seven-member panel appears divided over whether to speed that process or slow it down, given the flux at the position over the…

World’s Best Diver Is Fort Lauderdale-Phobe

Matthew Mitcham, the reigning Olympic champion diver with the highest-scoring dive in the sport’s history, told an Australian newspaper today that he’s terrified of diving in Fort Lauderdale. “Petrified,” actually. My own theory is that it’s because Mitcham’s coach seems prone to vivid descriptions of the worst-case scenario. Here’s what…

City Manager Survives the Night in Deerfield

Well, it had all the makings of a political hit. The special meeting. The late-arriving addendum to the agenda. Deerfield Beach City Manager Mike Mahaney had two commissioners who support him, two who did not. Then a swing vote in Vice Mayor Sylivia Ferguson (formerly Poitier), who some said was…

Florida GOP Leads a Lamb to Slaughter

You’re right about one thing, Joyce Kaufman: The mainstream media are not likely to take the congressional candidacy of Dennis Lamb seriously. Here’s my best effort: Dennis Lamb? Seriously?This Hollywood man — who either has no political experience or simply forgot to mention it on his new website — is…

Will Deerfield Beach City Manager Get Axed Tonight?

Mike Mahaney, the Deerfield Beach city manager who has been straddling a political fault line since the March 10 municipal election, is in danger of being fired at tonight’s special meeting of the Deerfield Beach City Commission, according to a source.There’s no mention of Mahaney on the agenda released in…

Vontae, You’re Gonna Love Your New Home

The Champaign, Illinois, Daily Illini newspaper has a report on the Fins’ first-round round pick:Former Illini football player Vontae Davis was arrested (Or was he? See update below.) on June 9 in Champaign for unnecessary vehicular noise and driving without a valid license.There you have it. In central Illinois, you…