DJ Sets December 28 at the Miami Beach Convention Center

Sure, DJ sets at clubs are fun. But DJ sets inside convention centers are more fun. Especially when you’re covered in someone else’s sweat and buckets of nontoxic paint while rolling face with your absolute favorite mix-masters. This Friday, Benny friggin’ Benassi, Diplo, and motherflippin’ R3hab will bring the noise,…

Carrie Underwood at BB&T Center December 22

The Carrie Underwood poster that hangs above our bed isn’t there only because New Times is a sucker for pop country tunes about digging your keys into a cheating lover’s “pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive” and then slashing said pickup’s tires after going all Gary Sheffield on the headlights. The…

SkaPacolypse at the Talent Farm December 21

Everybody is gearing up for the end. And naturally, we’re treating this issue of New Times as our last. Because when December 21, 2012, is circled in blood-red ink on a Mayan’s calendar, it’s pretty much guaranteed that’s all she wrote. And by she, we mean Mother Earth, which will…

Sum 41’s “Does This Look Infected Tour” at Culture Room on December 9

Canadian pop-punk, passive-aggressive Twitter feuds are a riot, eh? It’s been three years since Avril Lavigne ripped ex-husband Deryck Whibley’s heart out of his chest and filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences” after three years of marriage. Lavigne’s now engaged to Chad Kroeger, becoming heir apparent to Nickelback’s mountain of…

PSY’s “Gangnam Style” Dominates YouTube and Pop Culture

“With this new album, I just wanted to make something that was purely comedic — something that could make people laugh like crazy even in the midst of all this global economic slowdown,” PSY, the “Gangnam Style” Korean YouTube phenomenon, told CNN earlier this year. Learning how to “Gangnam Style”…

Zach Deputy at Funky Buddha Lounge on November 29

Dexterity. Without it, guitar solos would sound like crap. And as for one-man bands, forget it. A solo artist tackling every element of a song without dexterity is as reliable as an iPad sans 3G capabilities on a road trip. And few people understand the importance of musical dexterity better…

Everclear at Culture Room on November 29

In I-can’t-believe-he’s-that-old news, Everclear’s Art Alexakis celebrated his 50th birthday this year. Fifty. That sort of blew our mind at New Times and made us feel, well, inspired. This year alone, Everclear released its eighth studio record, Invisible Stars, in June, and spent the better part of summer touring alongside…

Zach Deputy Brings His Able Fingers to Funky Buddha Lounge

Dexterity. Without it, guitar solos would sound like crap. And as for one-man bands, forget it. A solo artist tackling every element of a song without dexterity is as reliable as an iPad sans 3G capabilities on a road trip. Few people understand the importance of musical dexterity better than South Carolinian…

Everclear Proves That in Rock, 50 Is the New 20

In I-can’t-believe-he’s-that-old news, Everclear’s Art Alexakis celebrated his 50th birthday this year. Fifty. That sort of blew our mind at New Times and made us feel, well, inspired. This year alone, Everclear released its eighth studio record, Invisible Stars, in June, and spent the better part of summer touring alongside Sugar…

ShipRocked Sets Sail from Port Everglades on November 27

Heavy metal isn’t meant to float, but when organizers of “the ultimate rock music cruise vacation” tapped some of your older brother’s favorite hard-rock bands for the ShipRocked festival-at-sea, that theory of buoyancy sank right to the bottom of Scienceville. Not only will it float but it’s going to kick…

Willie Colon at Hard Rock Live on November 25

Trumpeter, composer, and all-around musical savant Willie Colón is among the most respected and revered salseros in history. His legendary career spans nearly five decades, and he’s collaborated with some of the most influential artists of all time, including Celia Cruz, Rubén Blades, and Héctor LaVoe. In fact, Colón helped…