And you thought that a life of crime couldn’t get any easier! The Broward Sheriff’s Office has announced that there has been an upswing in car burglaries at Quiet Waters Park’s Splash Adventure, in Deerfield Beach. Deputies recently staked out the park and wound up arresting a suspect following a…
Brian Krebs was $2 short. Last call was nearing on April 17, and the girls behind the bar at Fishtales just wanted 38-year-old Krebs to pay up and leave. He had $6. He owed $8. Krebs argued with the bar staff until they finally told him to get out. He…
This week’s New Times cover story reveals the turbulent past of Brian Krebs, who stands accused of stabbing promoter and drummer Jimmy Pagano to death and slashing five others in a bar fight…
This week’s feature investigates Brian Krebs’ downward spiral before that fateful evening in April at Fishtales that left Jimmy Pagano dead and five others severely injured. A section of the feature (you can read it here) was devoted to Pagano’s life, but space constraints didn’t allow New Times to publish…
Good news, criminals of Broward County! No, the meals at county lockup aren’t getting any better, but local law enforcement will soon provide a prime opportunity for you to make the most of your illicit gifts.On August 2, the Broward Sheriff’s Office is throwing a party for the National Night…
Here’s one they don’t teach in Management 101.A local microbiologist claims that her boss would unzip his pants and touch himself when she met with him to talk about work, according to a recently filed lawsuit. To make matters worse, the woman claims, she was passed up for a promotion at…
A recently filed lawsuit is all the more evidence that hanging out with family really does suck, because relatives can bankrupt you. Yolanda Dieppa, according to Broward County Civil Court filings, was hanging out at apparent relative Vilma Dieppa’s Margate house in July 2007. Yolanda was on Vilma’s property as…
In an accident seemingly snatched from the movie Zoolander, a man says a Pompano Beach gas station’s faulty pump maimed him, according to a recent court filing…
An ex-cop turned porn producer says that Miramar and its cops went out of their way to wrongly arrest him on rape charges, so that man, Lavont Flanders Jr., wants the city to pay him for his troubles, according to a recent court filing. Flanders, a former Miami Beach police…
Thousands of Sunshine State students have taken the lead in a national reading competition, which means that same number of pupils is going to be shoved into lockers, called names, and pantsed when the school year resumes this fall…
Among the more tasteful coverage of the Casey Anthony clusterfuck is the National Enquirer’s in-depth investigation of Anthony’s postprison plans, which are pretty much a rip-off of a Nicholas Cage flick…
And you thought that churches took money only from their parishioners! Not so, according to a lawsuit recently filed in Broward County Civil Court…
If you live in Weston, make sure to cover your orifices…
The Boynton Beach Police Department is advising South Florida residents to act more like selfish pricks if they don’t want to get scammed. Con artists, cops say, have been calling Palm Beach county households, claiming to be long-lost relatives in need of money. And, some naive kindhearted people have actually…
Less than a month after a woman died following a procedure at a Weston plastic surgery clinic, the family of another woman who died after treatment from that same clinic is now suing the practice.James Howard, along with his six children, claim that Alyne Medical Rejuvenation Institute Inc. and surgeon…
A Broward man is probably taking a second look at vegetarianism after a bad fried chicken wing almost killed him, according to a recent court filing…
A woman who lost her son in a 2009 car crash that took the lives of three Coral Springs teens is now suing the city, claiming the municipality’s botched maintenance of roadways led to the high-schoolers’ deaths…
Lock up your sons!Casey Anthony, who was found not guilty in the death of her 2-year-old, is going to leave jail July 17. And if the pics of her boozing it up that circulated the web are even half true, we know that she’s probably going to be partying hard but…
Under normal circumstances, you should probably avoid putting anything Rush Limbaugh related in your mouth. But the conservative firebrand did recently release a Paul Revere-themed beverage, Two If By Tea, so Clean Plate Charlie decided to risk life, limb, and sanity to review the oxy-chaser summertime drink. Before you say…
Florida’s Libertarian Party is asking the state’s sheriffs departments to stop and frisk the people — TSA agents — who get paid to play grab-ass at airports. The party recently sent out an email to Florida’s 67 sheriffs and demanded the arrest of TSA agents, claiming that the TSA routinely…
An Indiana casket company has recently taken two Belle Glade funeral homes to court, claiming that the undertakers didn’t pay for nearly $50,000 worth of coffins. …
A man who tried to break up an April 17 bar brawl that left one man stabbed to death and five others injured has learned that being a Good Samaritan comes at a high price.Guy DiBona, 44, was one of the Fishtales patrons who tried to subdue Brian Krebs. Police…
