@jesssswan

  • @jesssswan
    19 September, 2018

    PSA: take off your contacts before eating hot cheetos

  • @jesssswan
    22 August, 2018

    @jibberkit aw thanks and agreed—i’ll look it into it

  • @jesssswan
    6 August, 2018

    RT @ErikPetersen: And here's a selection of stories from our Oceans Issue (feat. the work of @Ryan_Pfefferoni and @emdrums), which was name…

  • @jesssswan
    1 August, 2018

    RT @ErikPetersen: Climate change is real, bad, getting worse, and will most likely make Fort Lauderdale unlivable at some point. @jesssswan

  • @jesssswan
    1 August, 2018

    RT @Ryan_Pfefferoni: In two weeks, Broward schools open their doors for the first school year since 17 of their own were murdered. What has…

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Jess Swanson

Jess Swanson

Jess Swanson is a staff writer at New Times. Born and raised in Miami, she graduated from the University of Miami’s School of Communication and wrote briefly for the student newspaper until realizing her true calling: pissing off fraternity brothers by reporting about their parties on her crime blog. Especially gifted in jumping rope and solving Rubik’s cubes, she also holds the title for longest stint as an unpaid intern in New Times history. She left the Magic City for New York to earn her master’s degree from Columbia University School of Journalism, where she spent a year profiling circumcised men who were trying to regrow their foreskins for a story that ultimately won the John Horgan Award for Critical Science Journalism. Terrified by pizza rats and arctic temperatures, she quickly returned to her natural habitat.

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