Recipe for debauchery: 1. Mix equal parts class, decadence, and people dressed too well to stay downstairs at America's Backyard.
2. Sprinkle in some immaculate white VIP couches, glittering chandeliers, and anything-goes stripper poles.
3. Add a pinch of smut.
4. Blend in liberal amounts of champagne, Lady Gaga tunes, and drunken party girls in mile-high heels.
5. Now throw it all on a crowded dance floor and jump directly into the middle. You won't stay sober. Or celibate.