Rastafarianism
The Look
Thick beards, tie dye, head wraps, and dreadlocks (long, rope-like hair).
The Sound
Reggae is celebratory Jamaican folk music featuring syncopated rhythms and hypnotic bass lines. May spur skank stepping and cries of "Jah! Rastafari."
The Spirit
Praises Haile Selassie, former emperor of Ethiopia, as the messiah. Adheres to ancient Torah texts. Ganja is a sacrament.
Dietary Restrictions
Ital allows for only organically grown fruits, vegetables, and grains and prohibits meat and milk, as well as salt and alcohol.
Musical Forebears
Peter Tosh, Bunny Wailer, and the Honorable Robert Nesta Marley.
Musical Legacy
Capleton, the conscious dancehall toaster.
Idiomatic Exclamation
Irie, mon!
Orthodox Judaism
The Look
Thick beards, black coats, yarmulke, and payis (long, curly sideburns).
The Sound
Klezmer is celebratory Eastern European folk music featuring instruments like clarinet, flute, and violin. May incite frenzied circle dancing and rabid clapping.
The Spirit
Praises the one true God through rigorous study of ancient Torah texts. Restricts interaction between men and women. Wine is a sacrament.
Dietary Restrictions
Kashrut allows only humanely slaughtered animals, separates dairy and meat products, and prohibits "animals with a non-cloven hoof" like pigs and camels.
Musical Forebears
Heard of Naftule Brandwein, the "King of Yiddish Clarinet"? Neither have we.
Musical Legacy
Matisyahu, the Hasidic reggae superstar.
Idiomatic Exclamation
Oy vey!
