“I See Lots of SPAM in Your Future”

The only certain thing in the current world is that you have questions, but nobody has answers. “What happened to my parents’ retirement fund?” “Why am I working so much harder while my paycheck is shrinking?” And, “Why did they cut the cool soup girl from Top Chef?” In response, you hear only crickets and whisker scratching. Maybe it’s time to meet with professionals.

Whether you feel drawn to tarot cards, runes, or past life consultation, you’re in luck. Today at the Unitarian Fellowship of South Florida’s Winter Psychic Fair, you’ll be surrounded by soothsayers, each eager to shed light on your future at recession-appropriate prices. Ten bucks gets you one reading. Or, hedge your bets and buy in bulk: three readings cost $25. Nervous about what you might hear? Enjoy mini-massages, reiki healing, and concessions galore, instead!

All will be revealed at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Fort Lauderdale, located at 3970 NW 21 Avenue in Oakland Park. The fest runs from noon to 6 p.m. on Saturday. Call 954-292-1581 for more information.
Sat., Feb. 28, noon, 2009