Here's something every beer lover can appreciate: BeerText, a service that tells you anything you could ever want to know about the beer you're drinking.
It's not an app in the traditional sense -- you don't have to go online, and there's no need to download anything. That means you can even use it on throwback, non-"smart phones," because it works via text messaging, not an internet browser.
BeerText delivers info about a beer directly to your phone. Text anytime, anywhere, because -- unlike your ex -- BeerText will be happy to get your drunk text messages all night, and always responds with the right answer.