Let's Hope Your Weekend Company Is More Interesting Than This Guy

Next time you hit up Riverside Market, Total Wine, or the new Fresh Market for a six-pack, keep in mind these truth-in-beervertising ads from Breckenridge Brewery. Here's hoping you don't get stuck in a conversation with this guy (or girl) this weekend...

By Melissa McCart

February 10, 2012

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Next time you hit up Riverside Market, Total Wine, or the new Fresh Market for a six-pack, keep in mind these truth-in-beervertising ads from Breckenridge Brewery. Here's hoping you don't get stuck in a conversation with this guy (or girl) this weekend.

The commercials are a part of Breckenridge Brewery's campaign to lampoon beer ads on "triple-hopping process" and "pre-prohibition beers," reports Esquire's Eat Like a Man. There are five in all, if you'd like to see the rest.

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