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Happy Birthday, Martha Stewart! Five Surprising Reasons the Ice Queen is Better Than You

Dear Martha,

Happy birthday! It's hard to believe that just 71 years ago, you arrived on this planet, a French rolling pin in one hand and a glitter-dusted pinecone in the other.

You are truly an inspiration. Through the years, your magazines and television series have shown us common folks a life that we will never have -- ever.