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Ten Ugliest "O" Faces in Pop Music (NSFW)

Most professional musicians who make it to the world stage are rather beautiful. It's part of the deal that they're more attractive or interesting in the face than most. But no matter how gorgeous that mug, if they're putting even smidgen of soul into their efforts, their face is gonna...
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Most professional musicians who make it to the world stage are rather beautiful. It's part of the deal that they're more attractive or interesting in the face than most.

But no matter how gorgeous that mug, if they're putting even smidgen of soul into their efforts, their face is gonna show it. They often look as though they're having a rough time in the John after an unfortunate encounter with street meat or as if in the throes of true ecstasy (which feels better than it looks).

Though some might see it as a translation of "spirit" or "passion," these funny "O" faces offer the rest of us ugly fucks the chance to humanize celebrities. It just so happens that the following lookers display hysterical shred-face when wilin' out. This collection of grimaces lays out pretty much the worst best of them.

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10. John Mayer

Your body is a wonderland, but your face is smells a landfill.

9. Beyonce

Remember when she tried to have all her unflattering pictures taken off the Internet? Silly Bey, not even Queens can control the Internet.

8. Dave Matthews

All the drunk college bros in the audience are making the same face.

7. Thom Yorke

To be fair, his face is kind of strange looking even when he's not singing.

6. Tina Turner

Keep showin' off those legs, baby.

5. Eddie Vedder

All of the rage, release it onto me.

4. Celine Dion

You've got to dig deep to reach heights like this.

3. Este Haim

Now, that's what we call a bass face.

There's a little NSFW on the next page. Click with caution.

2. Marilyn Manson

It's mostly the make-up, but this guy is definitely King of the Uglies.

1. Courtney Love

At this point, Courtney is lucky just to be alive. Do your thing, girl.

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