Five Ass-Kicking Suggestions for Rick Ross' 24-Hour Bodyguard

The block is hot!

Well, in South Florida, the sidewalk is, admittedly, perpetually steaming.

But the past few days have seen a heat-up of XXL proportions.

Someone tried to shoot Rick Ross! And now, according to TMZ, The Bawse requires 24 hour surveillance.

As you might imagine, County Grind is thoroughly invested in the livelihood of Ricky Rozay, because he accounts for about 75% of our content. So here are the five best suggestions for potential Bawse-worthy bodyguards.