Tom Cotter: "If a Woman Gets on Stage and Talks About Her Vagina, You Can Hear Sphincters Shut"

Tom Cotter isn't the most famous comedian of 2012, but he did end up being watched by most of this fine nation's couch potatoes last year via America's Got Talent.  Cotter made it all the way to the finals with the confidence to take home the gold, only to lose to a group of dogs doing tricks.  

Seriously, puppies. 

The not-so-bitter stand up vet keeps a positive outlook, riding the AGT wave with gigs around the country.  Before his string of shows in Ft. Lauderdale at the end of the month, Cotter chatted with us about everything from showing off his goods in Cosmo to Piers Morgan's missing sense of humor.