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RPatz and KStew's First Home Up For Sale: Take a Look Inside the Love Nest

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Once upon a time, Bella and Edward lived happily ever. It was nice and stuff, until that cold-hearted bitch ripped out RPatz's heart and ate it for lunch. Sigh... Who's the vampire now?

When the Hollywood couple's romance was merely budding, the two settled into a cozy, secluded Bel-Air love nest, far away from the stalkerazzi. And now, you too (Twilight stalker) can live out your Team Edward fantasies by purchasing the original Pattinson/Stewart mansion with your beloved for $5.995 million. How can you resist?!

Side note: Doesn't this house oddly resemble the Cullen compound?