If you thought intrusive body scans and airport pat downs were just a fluke in the War on Terror bureaucracy, fear not: The Department of Homeland Security has plenty of other programs that will make your skin crawl.
For instance, Big Brother is reading your tweets and Facebook status updates, searching for dangerous words and phrases such as militia, Iraq, and, ironically, body scanner.
The program is called the "Social Media Monitoring and Situational Awareness Initiative," and yes, it's as strange as it sounds. The goal is appropriately vague, "to provide situational awareness and establish a common operating picture for the federal government." Hmmm.
Scroll to page 17
of this recent Homeland Security report and you'll find
an extremely lengthy list of the terms -- posted on Twitter, Facebook, Flickr, and other social media sites -- that will grab the attention of government search engines. They include:
-Deaths
-Body Scanner
-Hostage
-Gangs
-Incident
-Police
-Cloud
-Leak
-Pork
-Flu
-Subway
-Smart
-Delays
According to the nonprofit Center for Investigative Reporting, the feds analyze the search results "before determining what tips
should be distributed to other government agencies and even private
companies authorized to receive such information."
Fabulous. So be careful what you tweet about this blog post. And whatever you do, don't mention body scanners.
