Thanks to Richard, the friend of Juice who located the video that is the basis for the Scottie Pippen statement below, about whether he's a midge maimer. This appears to be footage of the scene in which Pippen -- who didn't know what he'd signed up for -- was ambushed by midgets.
So you decide: Was Pip right if he fought back?
It's worth noting that Pippin is a neighbor of Scott Rothstein. Oh, how fun it would be to unleash these little demons on the Ponzi prince!