Top Ten Campaign Slogans (Plus Posters!) for Donald Trump -- 2012 Presidential Candidate?

For months, news that Donald Trump is considering a 2012 presidential bid has been swirling around the internet like a fruit fly in a wineglass. Snoop Dogg even noted it on Comedy Central's roast of Trump last night when he joked (we think), "Now Donald says he wants to run...

By Leslie Minora

March 16, 2011

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For months, news that Donald Trump is considering a 2012 presidential bid has been swirling around the internet like a fruit fly in a wineglass. Snoop Dogg even noted it on Comedy Central's roast of Trump last night when he joked (we think), "Now Donald says he wants to run for president. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home."

The real estate billionaire and host of reality show The Apprentice is responsible for an enormous empire of his own, but whether he is serious about leading our democracy remains to be seen (and boy, would it be a sight!).

In the midst of the uncertainty, to distract your ever-curious mind, we've developed what could be a fun parlor game: What slogans suit "The Donald"?

Here are the Top 10 slogans crafted by me and my fellow Juice writers. Feel free to add your own in the comments. We'd love to hear more.

10. Comb Over to Our Side

9. Orange You Going to Vote for Me?

8. What Recession?

7. Lobster, It's What's for Dinner

6. Winning Even Better Than Charlie Sheen

5. Donald, America's Trump Card

4. Vote for Trump -- I Dare You

3. Ivanka Run This Place

2. Ivana Run This Place

1. Obama, You're Fired

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