You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.
Arrested: 11/4 Alright sports fans, here's the deal: what the hell is going on with this one? Seriously, I just sat here for twenty minutes trying to come up with a plausible scenario. The best I could: he was interrupted putting on his circus clown make-up when the cops busted down the door. Anybody else? Anything?
Arrested: 11/1 Charges: Driving while under the influence. Driving under the influence -- pretty standard crime. Driving while under the influence of evil shamanistic spirits called in from the netherworld beyond -- not so much.
Arrested: 11/9 Charges: Violation of probation. The ancient Chinese have a saying: Sometimes, you wear the beard. Sometimes, the beard wears you.