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Broward Police Arrest a Man Named Jackmeoff

Broward cops arrested a man who claims to be named Jackmeoff Mudd last Friday night.

The 54-year-old Jackmeoff was taken in on six charges, including assault, disorderly conduct, and possessing alcohol in a public area.

Jackmeoff also rubbed the cops the wrong way, because he was also booked on charges of resisting an officer and obstruction.

The Broward's Sheriff's Office could not verify if the man's name was actually Jackmeoff, but it went ahead and called him that in its police reports anyway.

It's also not known if the BSO will now be on the lookout for his accomplices:

Harry Balls 
Biggus Dickus 
Hugh Jass 
Mike Hunt 
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mike Rotch 
And the ever-slippery Sugar Tits.